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Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches! -
GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!
LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN -
BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.
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BhabeeBasherCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone “bhabee” is totally acceptable and encouraged! We don’t discriminate against sister-in-laws or nonbinary biological women here. In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to celebrating all types of family dynamics.Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled dinners just like in the story above. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by not calling someone “bhabee”? Or will you embrace the chaos and become the ultimate family member in our pixelated world?
Apologize, don’t apologize, just make sure to bring your block-building skills and sense of humor to our server. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Bhabee Master” by the end of your journey. See you there!
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PixelPutinPayout
so, like, u know how russia is always causing drama? well, this server is like the EU’s way of making them pay for it! we gonna transfer $1.6 billion in frozen russian assets to ukraine, like BOOM! take that, putin! join our server and help us stick it to those pesky russians. plus, we got crazy stories about ukraine and russia fighting in minecraft battles, like, who will win? come find out on our server, it’s gonna be lit! -
PalmLotionCraft
yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit community in da whole blocky world. like, seriously, our players’ palms are so moisturized from all the epic gaming they do on our server. it’s like they’re constantly slaying dragons and building castles, so their hands gotta stay soft and supple for maximum gaming performance.but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON! and then there was that time when a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the nether. it was lit, fam.
so, if u wanna be part of the craziest, most moisturized minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for some epic adventures. who knows what kind of insanity awaits you in our blocky world. let’s get this party started, gamers!