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SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	4566
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3934	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Towns Built:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crops Grown:	7334
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Towns Built:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!