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CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	3183	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

MineRabbitHole

bizarre forums, Caught, chilling stories, conspiracy theories, creepy videos, dark web, deep web, digital mysteries, Disturbing, disturbing content, Forbidden knowledge, internet, internet obsessions, MineRabbitHole, online cults, online investigations, online mysteries, Rabbit Hole, strange websites, unsettling discoveries, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mines Excavated:	1773	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

Adventure, animated series, biscuit, cartoon, childhood memories, classic, dog treats, friendship, Funny Moments, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, Risk, risk it for the biscuit, Scooby, Scooby doo, Scooby snacks, shaggy, snack, snack time, solving crimes, Talking dog, teamwork, tv show

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2001
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	145
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

MicrobeCraft – Allergic Adventures

Adventures, allergens, allergic, antigen presenting cells, cellular circuits, checkpoints, Circuits, DiSRuPtiON, food allergens, food allergies, immune cells, immune system, interlinking, long-term tolerance, MicrobeCraft, microbial, microbial circuits, microbially imprinted immune cells, Neonatal, neonatal immune system, tolerance, vulnerable checkpoints

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna learn bout food allergies n stuff. we got immune cells n antigen presenting cells runnin around like headless chickens tryna figure out why dey allergic to gluten. u wanna establish long-term tolerance for food allergens? well den dis server is da place to be. we got microbial circuits n vulnerable checkpoints dat will blow ur mind. come join us n let’s get weird with food allergies in minecraft land.

Chill Lakehead SMP – Just like Hermitcraft, but with more accidental creeper explosions!

Accidental, Active Admins, Chill, Collaborative projects, Community Events, Cooperative gameplay, Creative Builds, creeper, Economy System, exploration focused, explosions, friendly-atmosphere, hermitcraft, Lakehead, limited spots, Mature Players, no cheating, No Griefing, non-competitive, player-driven economy, player-run shops, relaxed environment, roleplay encouraged, small server, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique gameplay

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Minecraft Server: Lakehead SMP

Overview:

Description
Lakehead SMP is a chill and laid-back Minecraft server inspired by Hermitcraft, focusing on fun and community rather than just building farms and killing players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What makes Lakehead SMP different from other servers?	Lakehead SMP focuses on the community aspect of Minecraft, emphasizing fun and creativity over competition and power.
How can I join Lakehead SMP?	You can join by submitting an application through the Discord server: https://discord.gg/D8MwKPbSVx
Is there a limit to the number of players on Lakehead SMP?	Yes, the server aims to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added.

Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

alienation, antisocial attitudes, cognitive limitations, Destruction, existing system, full retard, Hypocrisy, integration, intelligence, Larping, low hanging fruit, mean activity, midwit tier, Minecraft, PIXEL, politically speaking, Politics, prideful attitude, prosocial behavior, Rebuild, REFORM, Server, society

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	8976	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

Board, communication breakdown, community guidelines, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, devolved, Diversity, FIX, flinging, flinging shit, internet forum, Latinx, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online harassment, pajeets, problem solving, racial tension, respectful dialogue, Shit, smp, social media, toxic behavior

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.

PreggoVacay Minecraft Server

budget constraints, cancelled holiday, Communication Issues, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, Friendship Dynamics, group decision making, group dynamics, group trip, holiday planning, last minute cancellation, Minecraft, PreggoVacay, pregnant friend, refund dispute, Server, shared expenses, travel budget, unexpected circumstances, unexpected costs, unexpected expenses, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Dragon Eggs Found:	2915
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Emeralds Found:	1788	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted friendships and unexpected surprises, just like in this insane story of a group of friends planning a trip to Greece. Imagine the chaos of splitting costs equally, only to have one friend drop a bombshell pregnancy announcement at the last minute and demand a refund for her portion of the trip. Will the group stick together or will they crumble under the pressure of financial strain and betrayal?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From flakey friends to unexpected pregnancies, you never know what drama will unfold next.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through outrageous situations and crazy stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for a wild ride!