Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time you thought you were going to be a parent but it turned out to be a prank! Imagine the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like the uncertainty of waiting for your partner’s period to arrive after a brief moment of unprotected sex.
Don’t worry, we promise there are no real-life pregnancy scares on our server, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on in and experience the excitement of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Just like the time you thought you were going to have to break the news to your traditional parents about a non-existent baby!
Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughs, because life is too short to not have a good time. And remember, on our server, the only surprises you’ll encounter are the ones that will make you laugh until you cry.
We have crazy adventures waiting for you, like building houses without any family members getting involved or teaching your virtual husband how to renovate without causing rifts. Plus, we have a special feature where you can drive new cars and show them off to your grandparents without any time constraints!
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, join our Minecraft server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs loyalty when you have virtual worlds to explore? Join now and leave the real world behind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!
you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| IP | play.alttd.com |
|---|---|
| Website | alttd.com |
| Rules | alttd.com/rules |
| Discord | discord.gg/TGqpzCJ |
| Blog/ News | alttd.com/blog/ |
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
Yes, all are welcome to join Altitude! Just connect to play.alttd.com
There is no whitelist, and while Altitude is intended for older players, all ages are welcome to play on the server.
You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on the server. Simply right-click with a golden shovel to claim your land.
Yes, there is an economy with player shops where you can buy and sell items with other players.
Absolutely! Altitude values community input and many of our custom features were suggested by players. You can suggest features on our website or through our Discord server.
Watch for announcements on our Discord server and website for details on upcoming events. Participation is open to all players on the server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Our server is like Tony Khan’s dream come true – filled with fun, excitement, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We’ve got the best wrestlers from around the world ready to entertain you with their acrobatic skills and athletic prowess. Say goodbye to storylines involving weird stuff like blacks cucking other men’s wives or superstars eating dog food – on our server, it’s all about real wrestling done by real men and women who love the sport.
Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the IWC – join our server and embrace the alternative! Say goodbye to Vince’s brainwashing and hello to a world of fun and entertainment. Rest in peace, AEW? More like rise from the ashes on our server and show the world what real wrestling is all about! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual wrestling madness begin!
Imagine a place where you can build your own mini-fridges and never have to worry about someone else’s moldy leftovers again. Our server is a fridge-free zone, where you can keep all your food fresh and delicious without any drama.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to gross shared fridges forever. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive roommates and liquefied vegetables.