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PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

#authorities, Attack, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, death toll, explosion, explosive, extremism, Fun, investigation, Nigeria, Nigerian authorities, SECURITY, suicide attacks, suicide bombers, suspects, Terrorism, terrorism in Africa, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	70	Towns Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	577403

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ores Mined:	3445
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!