We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.
Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!
Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.
Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!
Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
