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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	New Chunks Explored:	125755
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	821	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Items Found:	8226
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	6708
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.