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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8788 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.
oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.
