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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4380 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 186 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!