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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

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  • NICUinLawsGoneWild

    NICUinLawsGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

    Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

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  • Skin2WinCraft

    Skin2WinCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we promise u will level up ur neurodevelopment skills just like premature infants who had more skin-to-skin contact with a parent!!!!!

    we got crazy challenges that will make ur brain EXPLODE with excitement!!! u will be crafting and building like a pro in no time!!!

    join now and become the ultimate minecraft champ with the power of SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT!!! #neurodevelopmentgoals #minecraftmadness

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  • BabyCraftHospSisDrama

    BabyCraftHospSisDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!

    Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your virtual sister goes on a trip and leaves you hanging with a premature virtual baby in the NICU. Will you hang up on her during a call or try to mend the virtual family drama? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, passive-aggressive text messages, and unresolved tension that will keep you on the edge of your virtual seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience virtual family drama like never before?

    Join our server now and get ready to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to log off!

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  • NoRespawnNeeded Minecraft Server

    NoRespawnNeeded Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Ashley and her emergency C-section at 6 months pregnant.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of sending care packages to virtual friends, buying cribs for those in need, and dealing with entitled players who think you’re their personal ATM. Just like in real life, you never know when someone will throw “I almost died giving birth” in your face during a heated argument!

    But don’t worry, our server is not all drama and chaos. You can also enjoy building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and forming alliances with other players. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to juggle unexpected financial problems and injured feet while trying to survive in the virtual world.

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, where every day is a new opportunity to prove yourself and show your true colors. Who will you be in this crazy world of Minecraft? The hero, the villain, or maybe just a bystander caught in the middle of it all? The choice is yours!

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