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Vape-Free Zone
join this epic minecraft server where we have a secret potion that will make you quit smoking instantly! just log on and your cravings will disappear like magic! we had a player who smoked 20 packs a day and now they don’t even remember what a cigarette looks like! come join us and say goodbye to stinky breath and yellow teeth! we also have a special event where if you find the hidden diamond in the world, you will be granted eternal life! yes, you heard that right, you will never die in the game! so what are you waiting for? join now and become immortal! -
GFsHouseNoWorkZone
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!Need a break from helping your girlfriend renovate her deceased aunt’s nicotine-stained hoarder house? We’ve got you covered! Our server will transport you to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures.
Forget about guilt trips and obligations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be obligated to do is have a good time! Plus, our virtual world is officially yours from the moment you join, no pending loans here!
So ditch the real world responsibilities and join us for some much-needed escapism. Who needs to work on a house every night when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers instead? Join now and say goodbye to burnout and hello to endless fun!
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VapeCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we BAN disposable vapes like Belgium banned dem in Europe! We don’t want no youth addiction to vaping, so we take drastic measures like banning vapes in a virtual world! Join us and help us fight the good fight against virtual nicotine addiction! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we trade virtual vapes for virtual diamonds – it’s lit, fam! So come on and join us, unless you’re a vape lover, then stay away cuz we don’t want your kind here! #SayNoToVirtualVapes #MinecraftMadness -
CiggySMPHater420
Hey broskis, do you love Minecraft? Do you love the smell of cigarettes? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is like a magical land where the scent of cigarettes fills the air and enhances your gaming experience. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional smoke break (just kidding, smoking is bad for you, kids). Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the smell of cigarettes take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft! -
Crafty Drug Use Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of consciousness modification, from caffeine to creepers! /pol/ has deemed our server as the most based place to explore altered states of mind through the use of chemical substances.Join us if you want to experience the ultimate high of building a castle while under the influence of a pumpkin spice latte. Or maybe you prefer mining for diamonds after a few shots of tequila – the possibilities are endless!
Our players have reported seeing rare mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon riding a unicorn after a few puffs of a virtual joint. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built an entire village out of enchanted mushrooms.
So come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown – literally! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and a bunch of crazy substances to experiment with? It’s a trip you won’t soon forget!
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Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
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Youth Smoke-Free Zone
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!
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VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition
Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time! -
BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.