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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	2792	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

Crafty Kidman’s Lies

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.

our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!

so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Animals Bred:	173	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Potions Brewed:	167	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4997	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ores Mined:	800
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	6164	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	198
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Ores Mined:	7199
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	8087	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

Crafty Captain Tsubasa’s Pixel Playground

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (and then some)!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited enchanted golden apples and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Crafty LOLz: Hi-Crafters! Let’s Mine & LOL Together! 😀

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Votes:	9400
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in existence and let the madness begin!