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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5492 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 52 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.