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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 944 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!
And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!