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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1979 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4184 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.
But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?