Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These monkeys will guide you through the game with their expert skills and hilarious antics, making sure you never have a dull moment.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs Ava Addams when you have us?
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? They won. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world this epic?
We have epic events like synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t even get me started on our legendary bedtime stories competition – trust me, you’ve never heard “The Three Little Pigs” like this before.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make some new friends, and maybe even find your favorite sleeping position (spoiler alert: it’s the “upside-down llama”), then join us today!
imagine spawning in a world where gravity is upside down and u gotta build ur house on the ceiling. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a dimension where everything is made of candy and u gotta fight off evil gummy bears to survive.
but wait, there’s more! u might even come across a realm where time moves backwards and u gotta figure out how to walk backwards to progress. it’s like a puzzle game on steroids, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur brains.
so if u wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-twisting adventure, then join us on dis server and see if u can handle the reflections on the potential multistructure of the Universe. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
| Server Info | Details |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 Fabric |
| Location | Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Gameplay Settings | Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled. Single-Player Sleep enabled. |
| Mods | Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods. Live Map (Pl3xmap) and Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available. |
| Economy | Diamond based player-run shop economy |
Additional Details:
How to whitelist:
The server runs on 1.21 Fabric.
The server is located in Eastern US (Virginia).
The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms are disabled. Single-Player Sleep is enabled.
The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods. There is a Live Map (Pl3xmap) and an Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available.
The server has a diamond-based player-run shop economy.
There are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. A friendly competitive environment is encouraged. Toxic behavior will be intervened by staff.
There are plenty of events with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Events include karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!
Yes, there are custom items and hat models available that require a lightweight resource pack to view, but the resource pack is not required to download.
Yes, the server focuses on playing and building together as a community. Players from the US, Canada, and Europe are welcome. Players can also choose to play solo.
Introducing our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we have merged the languages of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia into one super language called Baltonic! That’s right, no more confusion over which language to speak, now you can communicate with players from all three countries in this epic new language.
But wait, there’s more! Just like how Switzerland and Austria are forced to speak German, we are forcing the Baltic nations to speak Baltonic for the ultimate gaming experience. It’s like a linguistic adventure every time you log on!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to communicate with players from different countries in a language that no one has ever heard of before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?
Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group mining expedition without constant updates on everyone’s progress. Or the hilarity of trying to defeat the Ender Dragon without letting your teammates know your every move. It’s like a game of telephone, but with creepers and zombies!
Join us now and experience the thrill of over-communicating in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Communicator and be hailed as the greatest chatterbox in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, if you’re not constantly updating your friends on your every move, you might just lose your tent privileges forever.