NHS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GoogleCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, answer, Bright Futures, brother, Fight, Florida, GoogleCraft, googling, hostess, Job, Minecraft, mom, NHS, NJHS, payed, Phone, question.., scholarship, Server, stepsister, Upset, volunteer hours, work hours

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1148
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of family drama and unnecessary fights? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any step-sibling arguments!

On our server, you can earn virtual volunteer hours for Bright Futures just by playing the game. That’s right, no need to work at a restaurant or argue with your mom – just hop on and start racking up those hours!

And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t earn Bright Futures hours by playing Minecraft, just whip out your phone and Google it right in their face. Because on our server, we encourage fact-checking and standing up for what’s right.

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual volunteer hours could be so easy to earn?

Vitamin Deficiency Hospital

British healthcare, deficiency, england, Figures, health crisis, health statistics, Healthcare, Hospital, hospital admissions, hospitalization, lack of vitamins, medical care, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, nutrition, preventable illness, public health, Vitamin, vitamin deficiency, vitamin deficiency symptoms, vitamin deficiency treatment, vitamin supplements

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

lol join our minecraft server and never worry about lack of vitamins again!!! our virtual world is so full of healthy foods and drinks that you will never have to go to the hospital for a vitamin deficiency!!! we have magical carrots that give you super strength and enchanted apples that make you invincible!!! come join us and say goodbye to boring old real life where you have to worry about eating your veggies!!! our server is the only place where you can eat cake for every meal and still be the healthiest person around!!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and start living your best, most vitamin-filled life!!! 🥕🍎🍰🎮

NHSReformOrDieCraft

Die, Government, health system, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare funding, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, Keir Starmer, labour party, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, NHSReformOrDieCraft, Politics, public health, REFORM, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	8365
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lol imagine if the NHS was a minecraft server, it would be like “join our server or die” LMAO. Keir Starmer be like “we need to reform our server or it’s game over” 😂 come join our server for some epic healthcare adventures, we got zombie doctors and skeleton nurses ready to treat your pixelated wounds. Don’t miss out on the chance to respawn in our hospital beds, it’s a real life-saver (literally). So hop on our server and let’s save lives together, one block at a time! 🏥💉 #NHSminecraftserver #reformordie

CraftyCareerPressure

Adult, career, Conversation, CraftyCareerPressure, family, Frustration, Guilt, health, medical field, NHS, opportunity, parents, PRESSURE, Relocation, Struggle, Support, Tears

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in a real-life soap opera? Do you want to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build a castle? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your family drama behind and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you can create your own story – whether that’s becoming the ruler of a kingdom, exploring mysterious caves, or just chilling with your virtual friends. No overbearing parents telling you what to do here – just pure, unadulterated freedom to do whatever you want!

And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, just log off and take a breather. No guilt trips here for taking care of yourself first. So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next creeper attack!

CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets

ai, Artificial Intelligence, basics, BULLETS, cancer care, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, Experts, health service, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hyped, innovation, Magic, magic bullets, medical advancements, medical technology, NHS, novel solutions, patient care, prioritise, Tech, Tipping Point

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Potions Brewed:	144
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ores Mined:	5408
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	284897
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

NHS CyberCraft Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber hacks, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, Government, HACKING, Healthcare, Home office, Information Security, intelligence warning, Kremlin-backed attack, Minecraft, NHS, security breach, Server, Warning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from those sneaky creepers and zombies? well, imagine if u had to protect ur virtual hospital from evil cyber hackers too! this server is like that, but with a twist – the hackers are actually backed by the Kremlin! so u gotta be on ur toes and use all ur minecraft skills to keep ur hospital safe from those pesky cyber baddies. join now for a wild ride full of action, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if u count flirting with ur fellow players as romance). u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let the chaos begin!

GirlfriendTaxCraft

Accountability, ankles, caravan park, Conflict, custom fit, expensive, feet, flat footed, getaway, Girlfriend, GirlfriendTaxCraft, insoles, lost item, Manipulation, Mother, NHS, NHS reimbursement, orthotics, pain relief, pram, regret

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4673
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Animals Bred:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where losing your custom fit orthotics is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about misplacing your precious insoles again. Our virtual world is orthotic-friendly and full of adventures that will make you forget all about your lost foot support.

Explore our server with confidence, knowing that your orthotics are safe and sound in your virtual inventory. No need to argue with your girlfriend or her family about who’s to blame for the missing insoles – in our server, they are always right where you left them.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where orthotic drama is a thing of the past. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual orthotics give you super speed and jumping abilities in the game. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to game in comfort and style. See you in the virtual world!

Dream Craft Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Dream Craft, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, server banner, server rating

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

The owner of the Dream Craft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.dreamcraft.pp.ua

Where Is She Minecraft Server

bewildered, confusion, Disappearance, inquiring, looking for her, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, SEARCHING, seeking answers, Server, trying to find her, uncertainty, VANISHED, where could she be, where did she go, where has she gone, where is she, whereabouts unknown

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7223	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Bigfoot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret hidden realm where players can hunt down the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost sister, Enderina! Legend has it she’s been hiding out in the Nether, perfecting her fire-breathing skills and waiting for brave adventurers to challenge her to a dance-off. Join now for a chance to boogie with Enderina and earn exclusive disco-themed loot!

Fed Minecraft SMP or WWE Minecraft SMP?

aew, AEW vs WWE, entertainment industry, Fed, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, sports industry, The Fed, wrestling, wrestling brands, wrestling community, wrestling companies, wrestling companies comparison, wrestling fans, wrestling federations, wrestling industry, wrestling leagues, wrestling organizations, wrestling promotions, wrestling promotions comparison, wwe

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a wrestling match between AEW and WWE! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a surprise appearance from John Cena himself (just kidding, but a girl can dream). So if you’re ready to rumble in the virtual ring and settle the age-old debate of whether “the fed” is AEW or WWE, then come join us for the most entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Comfy Neo’s Minecraft Server

1000% better, comfy, Eating, Fake, fantasy world, Hiding, Live, Minecraft, neo, NEOOOOOOOOOOOO., Neos, perfect life, rat, Real World, regular life, Server, Sewers, SLOP, Wake Up

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Love Letters Sent:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Star Shards Collected:	69
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	4284
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of living a boring, regular life in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then join our server and wake up to a whole new reality! Forget about building houses and farming crops, come live in the sewers like a true rebel. Eat slop, hide like a rat, and embrace the chaos of the real world! Trust us, it’s 1000% better than your comfy, perfect life. So what are you waiting for, NEO? Wake up and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

mfw im the only student of history on Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmfw, college, Community, education, forum, History, humor, internet, lonely, meme, mfw, Minecraft, Niche, Passion, reaction, relatable, SMPpblockquote, social media, sp, sports, STUDENT, study, Unique

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring, history-less Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the only student of history! That’s right, you’ll be the ultimate history buff in a world full of blocky adventures.

Join us and uncover ancient civilizations buried beneath the pixelated surface. Dive into epic battles between Steve and Herobrine that have been lost to time. Uncover the secrets of the Ender Dragon’s past and become the ultimate historian of the Minecraft world.

But beware, as the only history student, you’ll have to defend your knowledge from jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your textbooks and rewrite the history books. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate history nerd of our server? Join now and find out!

What are Minecraft servers like PegasusGG ?

bedrock, Biomes, Bosses, charms, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, java, Jobs, land ownership, map boundaries, nation wars, PvE, PvP, PVP leagues, season pass, Skills, Special Events, Survival, survival mode, texture pack, Toxicity-free, Treasures

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to PegasusGG include:

1. Skyblock – Skyblock is a popular Minecraft server that offers a unique survival experience in the sky. Players start on a small island with limited resources and must build, explore, and expand to survive. With challenges, quests, and a tight-knit community, Skyblock is perfect for players who enjoy a mix of survival and creativity.

2. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most well-known Minecraft servers, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy. From minigames to custom adventures, there is something for everyone on Hypixel. With frequent updates and a bustling player base, Hypixel is a great choice for those looking for a diverse and active server experience.

3. Mineplex – Mineplex is another popular Minecraft server with a focus on competitive gameplay and community events. With a variety of minigames, PVP arenas, and custom plugins, Mineplex offers a dynamic and exciting environment for players to explore. Whether you’re looking to test your skills in battles or relax with some friendly competition, Mineplex has something for you.

4. The Hive – The Hive is a Minecraft server known for its diverse selection of minigames and creative modes. From parkour challenges to team-based games, The Hive offers a little bit of everything for players to enjoy. With regular updates and new content, The Hive is a favorite among Minecraft enthusiasts looking for a fun and engaging server experience.

Whether you’re a fan of survival, minigames, or PVP battles, these servers offer something for everyone and are sure to provide hours of entertainment for players of all ages. Check them out today and see why they are considered some of the best Minecraft servers similar to PegasusGG .

mc.pegasusgg.com

Trude Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magic Items Found:	3078	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

A small survival server with no P2W mechanics. Trude Server began with a group of 4 friends who only wanted to play together, but quickly expanded into a much larger project. We have claims, a simple economy system, bedrock cross-play, old version support, and a vanilla world to explore and build upon! Whether you want to become the richest player, work on incredible builds or just make some new friends, surely you will find a home here!

mc.trude.dev

ZarrixMC

Challenges, Economy, ISLAND, Minecraft, opskyblock, Payouts, Players, PvP, Server, Skyblock, top 10, ZarrixMC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Villages Defended:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

ZarrixMC is a Minecraft server with the gamemode called OPSkyblock. OPSkyblock at ZarrixMC isn’t just like any other Skyblock server there is, we have added multiple challenges for all the players so everyone gets a fair shot at the Top 10 Island Payouts!

play.zarrixmc.com

Kike Puppet Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Blackmailed, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Corruption, Deception, dishonesty, fascism, Hitler 2.0, Kike, kike puppet, lying conman, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, puppet, Puppetry, putin, Server, trump, Trump administration, truth vs lies, world leaders

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and become part of a wacky adventure where Trump is actually a kike puppet controlled by Putin, who has been blackmailed into being Hitler 2.0! It’s a conspiracy theory come to life in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness the craziest political drama unfold in Minecraft, but you’ll also have the chance to build your own insane creations and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Who knows what other wild surprises await you in this twisted world of blocks and politics!

Link’s Endless Adventure Minecraft SMP

Adventure, borderline, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Crypto, determination, emotions, Endless, Financial, Frustration, Investments, Jealousy, Lifetime, Links, mental health, Minecraft, perseverance, regrets, retards, smp, starting capital, success, suicidal, wealth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of being outshined by total noobs in the world of cryptocurrency? Join our Minecraft SMP where your starting capital doesn’t matter because we trade in diamonds, not Bitcoin! Our community is full of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to crypto success…or at least have a good laugh trying!