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HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5533	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	61	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	2530	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4566
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	83
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.