| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8184 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8397 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 66 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 779748 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7996 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2854 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7905 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2339 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3509 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 470 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2409 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 320 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 620 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7601 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Animals Bred: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3687 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5948 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
