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Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Crops Grown:	2273
Love Letters Sent:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Votes:	1434	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	230349	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	2938	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	3949

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies, Footsies Handbook, frame data, general, Glossary, High level replays, Minecraft, replays, Server, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, warm-up routine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!