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  • TeflonCraft Minecraft Server

    TeflonCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build houses out of teflon and fight off evil forever chemicals from taking over our land!

    the US company is trying to stop us from banning these nasty chemicals, but we won’t let them win!

    we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the best community of players who will always have your back.

    so come on, join us and help save our world from the evil forever chemicals!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DEI Storie Teim Minecraft SMP

    DEI Storie Teim Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Imagine a world where the CEO is a poo, the CFO is afraid of white people, and correcting grammar is considered racist. We have consultants who are vegan, directors getting fired for not being black queer women, and a player who conspires their own firing just to get a fat severance check. With outrageous characters and insane stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever created!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ”Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Shenanigans”

    ”Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Shenanigans”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where we discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. Mouse is doing a live subathon where she’s stalling like a pro and Zen is just keeping things comfy, you know, the usual.

    Picture this: Froot is building a castle made entirely out of fruit, GEEGA is mining diamonds while rapping about his love for chicken nuggets, and Haruka is taming a wild llama to be her trusty steed. Henya is inventing a new potion that turns you into a potato for 24 hours, and Hime is hosting a dance party for all the villagers in the server.

    Kson is trying to start a chicken revolution, Kuro is on a quest to find the rarest pet in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a rainbow unicorn), and Mata is building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Melody is creating a redstone contraption that dispenses cookies every time you say “uwu,” and Michi is starting a farm filled with nothing but pink sheep.

    Mouse is challenging everyone to a parkour race on top of the tallest mountain, and Zen is hosting a fishing tournament where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. Basically, if you’re not on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on all the chaos and hilarity that goes down on a daily basis.

    So come join us on /vsj+/ and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild world of VShojo and vtubers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SickFianceeNoLunch Minecraft Server

    SickFianceeNoLunch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your fiancee’s flu? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win virtual meds to heal your loved one in-game. Plus, network with other players to level up your social skills just like our OP who left his sick fiancee for a lunch date with regional managers. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world of endless possibilities? Join now and leave your sick loved ones behind for a chance to win big in our virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyWeddingBros

    CraftyWeddingBros

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends expecting you to pay for their plane tickets to your wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will ask you to foot the bill for their travel expenses!

    We understand the struggle of planning a wedding on a budget, so we created a server where you can escape the drama and just focus on building your dream world. No bridesmaids, no groomsmen, just you and your virtual creations.

    And if any of your friends start getting too demanding, just block them in-game and carry on with your peaceful building. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company?

    Join now and leave the real world drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic wedding venue on the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can fly around on a diamond-encrusted unicorn. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP_BadJob Minecraft SMP

    SMP_BadJob Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the worst job you’ll have is mining for diamonds all day! Trust us, it’s way better than cleaning up after creepers or dealing with zombie pigmen in the Nether.

    Our server is full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days. Another time, a group of players tried to ride pigs into battle against an army of skeletons – let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    So if you’re looking for a job that’s anything but boring, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server with your epic builds and daring escapades. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBreakups

    BlockyBreakups

    New Minecraft Servers

    When they can’t agree on which block to build their house out of in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have the perfect solution for all your relationship problems. Join us and build your love nest out of diamond blocks, because nothing says “forever” like a house made of the rarest material in the game.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper Whisperer, a player who has tamed every creeper on the server and now rides them around like a trusty steed. Join us and witness the epic battles between the Creeper Whisperer and the Ender Dragon, because who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies the fabled Block of Infinite Luck, a block that will bring you endless riches and good fortune. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive block, because who needs a job when you have a Minecraft server that can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love among the pixelated blocks and mobs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShelterCraft Minecraft Server

    ShelterCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, and suddenly a bunch of Gazans start trying to keep fighters out of your civilian shelters! Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have magical protection spells that will keep those pesky Gazans away from your precious builds. Join us now for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience ever! Build, fight, and protect your shelters from unexpected intruders! Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnprovokedCraft

    UnprovokedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders!

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the macarena. it was so epic, even the creepers were clapping along!

    we have epic battles where players ride giant squids into battle against armies of evil villagers. the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

    our community is so friendly, even the zombies stop to say hello before trying to eat your brains.

    so come join us on our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP