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ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	1448
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	50	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

WakeyCraft

aita, Apology, Argument, comfort, Communication, Conflict, crying, dry shampoo, emotions, family, Frustration, morning, sister, Sleep, stress, summer camp, summer vacation, teenager, Understanding, WakeyCraft, waking up

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	222	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3142	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ores Mined:	5752	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
New Chunks Explored:	131897	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	6227

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1211

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7856	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	194	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1891
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5259

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2687	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.