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ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5305	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But be warned, it is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles for access to the treasure.

3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a giant flying squid. Imagine soaring through the skies, terrorizing your enemies with your tentacles of doom.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where you can boogie down with the resident zombie pigmen and blaze dancers. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join GYAT today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BabyBucksMC

affordability, BabyBucksMC, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, consistent care, fair compensation, financial constraints, Honesty, overnight care, part time job, price range, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, taken advantage of, Trust, Understanding, Value, working mom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of hard work and fair pay? Look no further than our server, where we believe in paying our babysitters what they deserve!

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating babysitting rates with single moms who always have a reason not to pay the full amount. Will you stand your ground and demand the $40 a night you deserve, or will you cave and accept whatever they offer?

Embark on epic quests to find babysitting gigs, negotiate rates, and stand up for yourself in the face of unreasonable demands. Will you be the hero who finally gets paid what they’re worth, or will you be taken advantage of like so many before you?

Join our server now and show the world that babysitters deserve respect, fair pay, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft fun along the way!

UniverseCraft: “Build, Explore, Create!”

BUILD, Communication, contemplation, Cosmic, Cosmic Connection, Cosmic Consciousness, cosmic inquiry, Create, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existence, Explore, Infinite, Life, Message, Metaphysical, philosophy, pondering, question.., Reflection, Space, Universe, UNIVERSECraft, Wonder

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

If you could tell the universe something, you should definitely tell it to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers and skeletons decided to throw a party on our server. It was lit, literally! The creepers were dropping sick beats while the skeletons were breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And guess what? You can join in on the fun too! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the universe how to party Minecraft style!

OopsCraft: HouthiOopsie!

Apology, Attack, Conflict, Diplomacy, error, foreign policy, former Houthi official, grave mistake, HouthiOopsie, Houthis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, mistake, OopsCraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional tensions, regret, War, Yemen

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.

you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

BoomerCraft

acceptance, age, aging, BoomerCraft, cultural attitudes, discrimination, Diversity, equality, humor, mocking, prejudice, Race, self-deprecation, sensitivity, sexual orientation, social expectations, social norms, society, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE FUN OF OLD PEEPS INSTEAD OF BEING MEAN TO OTHERS! WE ALL GONNA GET OLD ANYWAY SO WHY NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW? COME BUILD A RETIREMENT HOME FOR YOUR PIXELATED SELF AND WATCH AS YOUR CHARACTERS GET WRINKLES AND WALK WITH CANES! IT’S A HILARIOUSLY AGING EXPERIENCE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ONLY! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR JOINTS GET TOO STIFF TO PLAY! LOLZ!

GirlGriefers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Votes:	2756
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of dealing with all the “good” girls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the absolute worst girls to join! These girls will steal your diamonds, prank you with TNT, and even try to push you off a cliff just for fun! But hey, who wants boring nice girls anyway?

Join our server if you want to experience the chaos and madness that only the worst girls can bring. Who knows, you might even form a bond with these mischievous troublemakers and become partners in crime. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crybabies out there! We have so many tissues available for all the tears you’ll shed when you see how amazing our server is.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?

But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no peanut pranks will ruin your big day! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your fanciest pixelated gown and dance the night away with your blocky beau.

Imagine a world where your brother can’t sabotage your salad with peanuts because we only serve virtual food that won’t trigger any allergies. Our Endermen are trained to carry EpiPens just in case, so you can rest easy knowing your special day won’t end in a trip to the ER.

And if by some chance your brother does try to pull a prank, our in-game security team will be on high alert to kick him out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have a special “Press Charges” button that you can use to seek revenge on any griefers who try to ruin your fun.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a cake or a castle for your virtual wedding. Don’t let real-life disasters get you down when you can escape to a world where the only thing crashing is the creeper party you’re throwing.

RasplinSMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join this Public Minecraft Lifesteal SMP on Java or Bedrock! Join this active server with your friends or by yourself and start your adventure! IP: play.rasplinsmp.fun

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LovingFamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	7220	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of your boring, normal life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Whether you grew up in a loving family or a broken home, this server is the perfect escape from reality. Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and build the craziest creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city on the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring life behind and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!