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FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	210	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	236	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	3093	Mines Excavated:	2696
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Votes:	2798
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	245
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4250	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Star Shards Collected:	158
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	158397
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Magic Items Found:	4243
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2581	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!