Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
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Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season
2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WINJoin our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver! -
AthleteNameMCServer
Assumptions, AthleteNameMCServer, Baby name, baby shower, baby’s name, child’s name, close friend, close friends, common name, Friend, Gender Reveal, last name, meddling, Naming, NFL player, prominent athlete, prominent person, Quarterback, Surprise, top quarterbacksWelcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s baby name caused a rift between friends.Imagine naming your child after a famous NFL player without even knowing it – that’s the kind of chaotic energy we thrive on here. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life soap opera moments in our virtual world?
So come on in and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next, whether it’s a surprise reveal or a friendship-ending argument over baby names. This server is the perfect blend of excitement and entertainment, so why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
Africa, beheading, brutality, CHRISTIANS, Church, Democratic Republic of Congo, extremism, Holycraft, human rights violation, international news, Islamic militants, massacre, Minecraft, persecution, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious persecution, Server, Terrorism, tragic event, violenceLOL yall need to join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Islamic militants beheading 70 Christians in a Church in the Democratic Republic of Congo! But don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you from those crazy mobs! Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you’ll have to fight off mobs and build your own epic base to survive. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare items waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin! -
MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks
Allies, Assertiveness, blocks, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, G7, international relations, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, negotiations, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, strength, summit, trump, united states, Weaknessso, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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Elon’s Unemployable Kids
American, career prospects, economic recovery, education, Elon, Elons, employment, future job market, innovation, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job security, Kids, labor market, post-pandemic, professional development, sanity, Skills, tech industry, Training, unemployable, Workforcecome join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the creepers is our community! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a golden apple that turned them into a unicorn. now they roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. true story, bro.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their sick dance moves. it’s lit, fam.
so come on over and join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, where else can you find a server where the cows moo in perfect harmony and the sheep can do the macarena? only here, my friend. only here.
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Sparked
admins, Apply now, chest locks, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, Land Claims, Mature, Mods, player count, player head drops, proximity voice chat, Resets, smp, sparked, WhitelistSparked Minecraft Server
Sparked is a long term SMP filled with dedicated members, who want to create a world past the normal vanilla progression! Join us today and become part of our community.
About us:
- An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style
- Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
- Long-term world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
- Our server strives to create a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
- No land claims/chest locks, as vanilla as possible
- Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
- Optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Join the discord linked above and apply to become a member. Is there an age requirement? Yes, the server is for players 18 years old and above. Are there any restrictions on gameplay? There are no land claims or chest locks, but hacking, griefing, and discrimination are strictly prohibited. Can I use mods on the server? Some optional mods and data packs are allowed, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Will the world ever reset? No, the server aims to maintain a long-term world without random resets. -
ExGfGoneWild_Server
coming out, controversy, deceased, ex girlfriend, ExGfGoneWild_Server, Grief, GRIEVING, Harassment, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ relationships, mutual friend, outing, privacy, relationship, reputation, Respect, SecretsAre you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind! -
RejectedHusbands Minecraft SMP
acceptance, advice, Closure, Communication, Disappointment, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, moving on, RejectedHusbands, rejection, relationships, resilience, self reflection, smp, Support, UnderstandingOMG so like, you know how in Minecraft you can propose to someone with a diamond ring? Well, on this server, if you get rejected, you get thrown into a pit of lava by a bunch of angry villagers! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? Plus, if you survive, you get a special “rejected” title in the chat. How cool is that?And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.
Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!