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Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

#youtube, 5700XT, amd, amd radeon, Browsers, CPU, Distros, Graphics Card, Hardware, Help, linux, Minecraft, NixOS, nvidia, NVIDIA GeForce, smp, Switch, Technology, Troubleshooting, vaapi flags, video decoding, video playback

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9995	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3910	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2373	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	67	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Farms Harvested:	665	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mines Excavated:	4902
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Emeralds Found:	6262

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	676	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7292
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!