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BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	192
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	9104
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!