Neymar Dortmund Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Animals Bred:	75	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	1875
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8186
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Emeralds Found:	4228	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Farms Harvested:	175	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ores Mined:	6294
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!