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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5319 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 990 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
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