neymar Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respect the Block Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	134857	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Votes:	1242	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Have you ever wanted to play Minecraft with a professional soccer player? Well, look no further because on our server, Neymar is a regular player! That’s right, you can team up with Neymar himself to build epic structures and dominate in PvP battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you can find the base, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and gold blocks. Just be careful of the traps set by our resident prankster, who loves to troll unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Potions Brewed:	100
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	2153
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Switch Successor Minecraft Server

Actors, Blue, Buttons.., colour scheme, commercial trailer, dock, fun time, games, handheld, JoyCons, Light, Logo, Minecraft, motion movements, neymar, recording, red, reveal trailer, Server, soccer player, STURDY, Successor, Switch, switch successor

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mines Excavated:	2028	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	7484
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server, where the handhelds are bigger than the Switch but somehow feel lighter than a feather! Our joycons come in a wild blue and red color scheme, with buttons that change colors like a disco party. The dock is massive and super sturdy, with the logo of our epic switch successor plastered on it.

Our actors are instructed to do crazy motion movements with their joycons, making gameplay more hilarious than ever. Plus, we’ve got soccer superstar Neymar on board, kicking goals and building houses like a pro.

No info on games or reveal trailers here, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Neymar’s Minecraft Server – Where even the pros need a break!

absence.., Brazil, Brazilian NT, Break, Competition, Copa América, Disappointment, football, Game, Impact, match, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Neymars, Performance, player, Pros, Server, Soccer, sports, star player, TEAM, Tournament, World Cup

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all block-building enthusiasts!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with legendary players like Neymar Jr. himself. Yes, that’s right, the Brazilian NT missed him last night because he was too busy dominating our server with his epic redstone creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad pigs who are always up for a good time. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PuppyCraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

ExBlockerz: GTFO in 7 Days

aita, apartment, bank account, bills, Breakup, breakup recovery, collateral fee, Days, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerz, family friend, family member, Friend, Futon, gtfo, illegal living situation, Lease, moving out, parents, Renovations, Rent, Venmo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	94
Emeralds Found:	5465	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where we have epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual apartment! Will you be the one to furnish and take care of it, or will you be forced to sleep on a pixelated futon at your parents’ house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating with stubborn players who refuse to leave your blocky abode. Will they find a new place in time, or will they be forced to live in a virtual cardboard box?

Join now for the ultimate breakup experience in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you can settle your real-life drama in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the pixelated chaos begin!

NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

anti-social, boring life, Hermit, homebody, Introvert, isolated existence, ISOLATION, lack of social life, Loneliness, LONER, Minecraft, mundane existence, no friends, no hobbies, no life, NoLifeGamer, Recluse, shut-in, smp, social outcast, solitary lifestyle, stay at home, Uneventful

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	5754
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4265	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

MinecraftMysteryMadness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crops Grown:	9116
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Clock Control Craft

biological clock, biological rhythms, body clock, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, clock, control, Craft, genetic regulation, jet lag treatment, light therapy, melatonin production, molecular mechanisms, protein function, seasonal adjustments, shift work, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

Badlands, Chaos, comrades, Discord, Divine, doesnt, enemies, Followers, Goblins, Gods, kill, Kingdom, Kingdoms, matter, Minecraft, Overthrow, power, Reign, Respect, Revenge, Roleplay, rules, Rustic, Server, Spelling, Vanilla, Worship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Goblin King:	Krenko
Server Theme:	Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
Server Rules:	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
What are the server rules?	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected
How can I join the server?	Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

PvP Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Dragons Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

PreggoPals Minecraft Server

advice, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother, Burnout, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, Frustration, Help, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, newborn, Niece, parenting, Party, play date, PreggoPals, Pregnant, Resentment, Server, SIL

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

RelativesRageCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family visitation, hospital etiquette, noise control, patient care, patient comfort, patient needs, RelativesRageCraft, Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.