Ready Minecraft SMP Next Time

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a House Blindfolded” challenge where the results are always hilarious.

We have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of fluffy warriors. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then join us on our server. Just remember, next time we will be ready for whatever craziness comes our way!

TentTrouble Minecraft Server

anger, Apologize.., Borrowing, camping, Communication, Friend, friendship, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, next time, rental etiquette, renting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Souvenir, tent, tent care, tent return, TentTrouble, Trust, update, Upset

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the friend in the story, we expect all players to keep each other updated at all times. Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real challenge here is maintaining constant communication with your fellow players.

Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group mining expedition without constant updates on everyone’s progress. Or the hilarity of trying to defeat the Ender Dragon without letting your teammates know your every move. It’s like a game of telephone, but with creepers and zombies!

Join us now and experience the thrill of over-communicating in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Communicator and be hailed as the greatest chatterbox in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, if you’re not constantly updating your friends on your every move, you might just lose your tent privileges forever.

EasyPeasyCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8846
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	1716

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be slaying dragons and saving villages in no time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your visa will magically extend every time it’s about to expire. So say goodbye to immigration stress and hello to a world of blocky adventures! Join now and become the visa-saving hero you were always meant to be!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

Minecraft Server: /fgog/ – Fate/Grand Order Frenzy

Alter Ego Larva, Assassin Jack the Ripper, Assassin Locusta, Beast Sodom, Berserker Nightingale, caster gilgamesh, draco, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, FateGrand, fgog, Frenzy, friendlist spreadsheet, king hassan, Lancer Scáthach, Lilim Harlot, Master Missions, Minecraft, Order, Pick Up Summon, Saber Mordred, Saber Sétanta, Scathach, Server, tiamat, User Survey, utility links

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon!

Our server offers exclusive events like the Spiral Testimonial World, where you can battle against Lilim Harlot and her army of beasts. And guess what? You get 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy summoning events where you can summon limited edition characters like Beast Sodom’s Beast/Draco and Assassin Locusta. And don’t forget about the Pick Up Summon 4, where you can get your hands on Berserker Nightingale and Saber Mordred – they’re so rare, they’re practically mythical!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly Enderman. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

DadCraft: Oops, I Forgot Father’s Day!

BETRAYAL, Birthday, Communication, DadCraft, DATING, Day, family, Father’s Day, fathers, Forgot, Friends, Gifts, love, Marriage, Oops, parenting, Proposal, reconciliation, relationships, rough patch, separation, stress, Trust, ups and downs, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will make your relationship drama seem like child’s play.

Forget about proposing with the wrong size ring – on our server, you can propose with a diamond block and a love potion! And who needs a horse as a Mother’s Day gift when you can ride a dragon instead?

Celebrate your birthday by battling creepers and zombies with your friends, and leave your partner to watch over the virtual farm while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to support you?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than your real-life drama, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

EraseTheCreepers

Conflict, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Disease, erase, EraseTheCreepers, Greed, hate, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Look no further, because on our server, we have a magic wand that can erase all your Minecraft problems with just a flick! Join us and say goodbye to all your virtual woes as you embark on epic quests to rid the world of evil mobs and build the most epic structures ever seen. Who needs a reset button when you have a magic wand at your disposal? Join us now and start erasing those Minecraft nightmares!

CraftyRainbowWarriors

acceptance, activism, Attitudes, Community, CraftyRainbowWarriors, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Military, progress, Rally, RIGHTS, service, social change, soldiers, Ukraine, VISIBILITY

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	110
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine soldiers are fighting for lgbtq+ rights by building rainbow bridges and crafting pride flags out of diamonds. we have unicorns roaming around and rainbows shooting out of creepers. join us as we spread love and acceptance through the power of building blocks. also, our server has a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to techno music. come join the fun and be a part of this epic journey to change attitudes and spread positivity in the minecraft world.

EpicFailCraft: Learn2Succeed

adaptation, Context, determination, EpicFailCraft, Experience, Failure, growth, Learn2Succeed, learning, lessons learned, mindset, mindset shift, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, perspective, resilience, resilience building, self improvement, success, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. they wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of cheese, and the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. oh, did i mention that all players get a free unicorn on their first day? yep, it’s true.

so come on down to our minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

Auctions, bedrock, Challenges, Community Events, cross-platform, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Gear, java, Kits, Lobster Pots, lobsters, Meek, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Quests, rule, Shops, Skills, smp, smp server, Staff Team, sunburnt, Survival, vote ranks, Weak, Weekly Challenges, weird

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

VirginMine Minecraft Server

acceptance, cocks, cry, Experience, experience in life, Girlfriend, Life, low value men, Minecraft, old virgins, past, Reality, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Virgin, VirginMine, whore, Wife, youth loss

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8300	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of searching for the perfect Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, all your future wives will be total badasses! They’ve probably slain at least 10 dragons, spent years building epic structures, and have the skills to survive in any situation. Embrace their awesomeness and join our server today!

Forget about finding a virgin girlfriend or wife, because on our server, we celebrate experienced players who have seen it all. You won’t find any low-value men here, only hardcore gamers who are ready to take on any challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and level up your Minecraft game!

IgnoranceCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7069
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	New Chunks Explored:	379798
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a master builder with just one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

CraftyFactsMC

#revelation, amazing discovery, Astonishing, CraftyFactsMC, discovery, education, Educational, enlightening, eye-opening, fun fact, INFORMATION, INTERESTING, knowledge, learned, Mind Blowing, new, surprising fact, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, Week

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? Yes, you read that right! Join us and witness the most epic dance battles between farm animals you’ve ever seen. Not to mention, our creepers have mastered the art of synchronized explosions – it’s like a fireworks show every time you encounter them. So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning reality, look no further! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Pixelated Parent Problems

Childhood, Complaints, digital age, digital devices, excessive use, family dynamics, generational divide, Kids, Media consumption, modern society, Parent, parenting, parents, pixelated, Problems, screen time, smartphone usage, smartphones, social media, Technology, technology addiction, television, television watching

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	194
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	69

LOL this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the coolest place ever. we got so much fun stuff to do, you won’t even remember what a smartphone is. we got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. and our cows? oh man, don’t even get me started. they wear sunglasses and ride around on skateboards, doing sick tricks and stuff. it’s like a barnyard circus up in here. plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. they’ll follow you around and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a love fest with explosions, what more could you ask for? so come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having.

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