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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1295 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 294 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem! Day 256 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH is just another day in paradise for us. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a group of llamas riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords? Only here, my friend.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house). Day 256 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH is just the beginning of the madness that awaits you. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
