SecludedMC
Welcome to SecludedMC – A Next-Gen Skyblock Experience
About Us: Join SecludedMC for a fresh Skyblock adventure! Our server is all about the players, with a focus on community and fun. Your opinion matters here!
Features:
Come join us today and start your Skyblock journey!
secludedmc.net
| Server | classic.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay. Come be a part of the next generation of MineRealm!
EuphoriaxePlex Minecraft Server
Server IP: euphoriaxeplex.hopto.org Version: 1.15.2 EuphoriaxePlex is super cool and always adding new stuff. It’s made for everyone and is super clear about everything. Features: – Survival – Parkour – Minigames And lots more surprises waiting for you! Server IP: euphoriaxeplex.hopto.org
EuphoriaxePlex.hopto.org
Are you ready to question the very fabric of your existence through blocks? If you think you can handle the mind-shattering truths lurking in cubic shadows, then WELCOME! This is either the GREATEST servers or you’ll lose your sanity within minutes, who knows anymore! Play with sentient sheep that talk in riddles and build with blocks that defy the laws of physics! Why are you even still reading this? Dive in!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Dimensional Chicken Wars | Every chicken you farm opens a portal to a random dimension where gravity is optional. |
| Endless Loop of Block Placement | Plot twist: You can never actually place a block—only unplace them! |
| Invincible Creepers | They explode, but only when you stop looking at them. Good luck! |
| Rain of Shiny Pigs | Every Monday at 4:20 PM, pigs rain from the sky but only if they are singing. |
| Time-Traveling Enderman | They can steal your past, present, and future. Enjoy living with your mistakes! |
Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?A: 1.4 or maybe 3, who’s counting? The number of the version changes depending on the time of day!
Q: Is PvP enabled?A: Only if you can see your own reflection—so, have fun with that, narcissists!
Q: How do I join?A: You don’t! You’re already here and have been here for eons, time is a flat circle!
“Who’s next?” You tell me, because I’ve lost track of reality!
“I didn’t even know my cat could speak until I logged in!” That’s just the server talking, better keep your pet safe!
“Why is there a giant pizza in the Nether?” Ask the pizza—it’s very philosophical!
Join us for crazy adventures under da sea, where you can ride on giant jellyfish and battle evil sea creatures with your trusty spatula sword. We even have a secret Krabby Patty recipe that gives you super powers in da game!
So come on down to our server and let’s get silly like SpongeBob and his pals. Who lives in a pineapple under da sea? YOU DO, if you join us now! Let’s goooooo!
we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.
epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
