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2024 is basically over and Baldur’s Gate 3 is still the… Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time! Forget about Baldur’s Gate 3, our server is the real game of the year contender. We have twelve new Minecraft subclasses coming soon, and they’re all free! That’s right, FREE! -
Crafty Builders Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blows up your house? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken, racing pigs in a bacon-fueled frenzy, and battling it out in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging fireballs and endermen on the dance floor!
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Honeymoon Seat Sale Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sitting next to newlyweds on planes who won’t even pay for your upgraded seat? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to judge you for keeping your premium economy seat all to yourself. Who needs newlyweds on their honeymoon when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and leave the drama at 30,000 feet! -
UnpopularCraft: Best Unknown Artist
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DopaEraseCraft
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Shameless Anime Girls Minecraft Server
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LatinaCraft Minecraft Server
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