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CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Votes:	3963
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	56	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, arena competition, bending abilities, Custom Items, Economy, elemental balance, elemental mastery, elemental powers, enchanting atmosphere, Epic battles, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, immersive gameplay, legendary artifacts, Magic, mythical creatures, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Roleplay, Server Community, Survival, town-building, Towny, wilderness raids

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

PancakeCraft – Serving up the best way to make good pancakes in Minecraft!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have created their own pancake recipes using in-game ingredients like wheat, milk, and eggs. Experiment with different combinations and see if you can craft the most delicious pancakes in the virtual world. Who knew that pancake-making could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join us and start flipping those virtual pancakes today!

MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where even the bees have a sense of humor! Worried about your beeard not growing? Or your gay dangling? Don’t fret, we’ve got all the quirky fun and laughter you need to enjoy your time here. Join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

RamadanCraft – Where even creepers fast, but still blow up your base! Join now for a holy blast!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate Ramadan in a hilarious and unforgettable way! Join us as we build mosques, go on food scavenger hunts, and have epic virtual iftar parties. So, how is Ramadan in your “cunt”? Come find out on our server today!