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CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	100	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	2088
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5459
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!