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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6039 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5791 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!