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CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	3260
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6769
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magic Items Found:	4184

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

BidenCraft: Beating Trump in Minecraft Server

538 Election Forecast, Beating, Biden’s Favorability, BidenCraft, campaign trail, democratic party, donald trump, election 2024, Election Forecasting, election predictions, election results, electoral college, joe biden, Joe Biden Victory, joe biden vs donald trump, Minecraft, newsweek, political analysis, Politics, Presidential election, republican party, Server, trump, Trump’s Lead, us politics

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where we build, battle, and banter our way to victory!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have a secret weapon against him – a magical diamond sword that can banish him back to the Nether realm!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. They may be small, but they sure pack a punch!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

Crafty Kiev Crew – Minecraft Madness #13890

#Chernihiv, #CzechInitiative, #DiehlDefense, #Gorbunov, #NagornoKarabakh, #RussianTroops, #StavropolKrai, #UkraineConflict, #USHouseofReps, argentina, Crafty, CREW, DZHANKOI, IRIST, Kazan, Kiev, madness, Minecraft, Moscow, nato, newsweek, putin, Telegram, Tu22m3, Ukraine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the battles are as intense as the ones in Ukraine! Join now for a chance to vote on aid bills for your fellow players, just like the US House of Reps!

Experience the thrill of shooting down Tu-22m3 bombers at a distance of 300km from Ukraine – just like the GUR! Destroy 15 out of 22 missiles and 14 out of 14 shaheds of the chimpout in Stavropol Krai, and maybe even take down a Tu-22m3 STRATEGIC BOMBER (first such case)!

But that’s not all – witness a major missile chimpout hitting a civilian building in the center of Dnipro, where 35 are injured and 7 killed (including 2 kids) so far!

Join now and get the chance to supply Ukraine with 6 more Patriot systems just like NATO partners! And who knows, maybe Argentina will apply to join our server as a “global partner”!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for another IRIS-T air defense battery arriving in Ukraine in the next weeks, recognized Russian oil refineries as a legitimate target, and a major missile strike on Dzhankoi air base in occupied Crimea!

Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server now for all the chaos, drama, and missile chimpouts you could ever want!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

#youtube, 9/11, Adventures, al-qaeda, before it gets deleted, Bin Laden, blocks, Crafty, current events, digital preservation, Document, Download, Epic, History, humor, important, Join, letter to America, memory-holed, Minecraft, newsweek, Osama, preservation, reminder, sense, Server, Terrorism, Transcript, Video, world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Animals Bred:	67
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7352
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

alt, alt exit pump, altcoins, alts, blockchain technology, complete death, crypto evangelists, cryptocurrency, death, decentralized ecosystems, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital currencies., emerging technologies, financial innovation, financial markets, gimmick burger stands, investment opportunities, market manipulation, Minecraft, payment, smp, speculative trading, utility for crypto

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, activism, Awareness, BROKE, controversy, discrimination, equality, internet, Justice, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Political, racism, Reel, Server, shorts, social media, society, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

Abramss, Actors, Adventure, Author, Characters, Emma Mackey, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, film, Glen Powell, IMDb, J.J, J.J. Abrams, jenna ortega, mentor, Minecraft, Movie, mythical world, New Movie, popular novels, Quest, Samuel L. Jackson, Save, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9924	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	6026
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

30 Million Downloads Celebration Campaign, alter ego, Append Skill Swap, Archer Tutankhamun, asterios, Avenger, BlockyFate, Britomart, Clear Support Campaign, Demon King Nobunaga, Event, fate grand order, foreigner, Lostbelt No.6, Mandricardo, Minecraft, Mystery House Crafters, Server, Stormpods, summon, Super Bunyan, utility links, van Gogh

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2115	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

advice column, controversial choices, controversial relationships, crazy, dating advice, dating dilemmas, dating risks, dick, impulsive behavior, impulsive decisions, mental health, Minecraft, questionable choices, questionable decisions, relationships, risky behavior, risky decisions, risky encounters, risky sex, sexual behavior, sexual partners, smp, unconventional relationships

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, Animal Behavior, Animals, anting, ants, bird behavior, Birds, birdwatchers, ecology, entomology, foraging behavior, insect behavior, interspecies interaction, Minecraft, Mutualism, natural history, Nature, ornithology, Server, symbiotic relationship, wildlife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Animals Bred:	159	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

Choices, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, extremism, Ideology, left, liberal, Minecraft, moderate, polarization, political alignment, political beliefs, Political debate, political ideology, political leanings, political orientation, political parties, political philosophy, political spectrum, political views, right, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	3998
Emeralds Found:	6237	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, building, Challenging, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, girl gamers, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival, Surviving, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mzhf.vanilla-box.ru

Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, child, Emilia, Emilia x Subaru, fan theories, Fandom, FANTASY, Future, holding up, interview, light novel, Minecraft, Otaku, parenting, Party, relationships, Remfags, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru, Tappei, Tappei Nagatsuki, Tappeis

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6075	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

French Please SMP Thank You

Alfred Clouët, Asian cuisine, Asian culinary products, caramelized soy sauce, Cooking, culinary adaptation, culinary fusion, culinary history, culinary innovation, export company, France, French, French conversation technology, french cuisine, French genius, French Indochina, Frenchified, smp, Southeast Asia, staple food, Sweden, united states of america

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a culinary adventure like no other! We have imported French conversation technology to enhance our Asian products, creating a fusion of flavors that will blow your mind. Ever tried caramelized soy sauce? You can thank Alfred Clouët for that genius idea. Our server is a melting pot of cuisines from around the world, all Frenchified and ready to be enjoyed by players from all corners of the globe. So come join us and taste the magic of our unique culinary creations – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!