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Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement!ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!
lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocksMeccaHeatwaveCraft
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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor-elect is always getting pulled off buses and assassinated near the resort city of acapulco! it’s a wild ride full of mystery and danger, just like a telenovela but with creepers and zombies instead of dramatic love triangles. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker full of diamond armor or discover a hidden village of talking pigs. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything can happen!Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone
so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!BerlinBlockParty Minecraft Server
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