come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a kamikaze drone attacking turkish bases just like the kurdish pkk rebels! we have crazy battles and insane missions where you can take out enemy soldiers and be a total badass. join now and show off your skills in the ultimate war zone! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s goooooooo!
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KamikazeCraft Minecraft Server
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KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!
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MaternityMayhemCraft
LOL come join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy Russian attacks like in Kyiv! We promise no maternity hospitals will be harmed in our world, unless you count the ones we build for our pixelated villagers! Join now and help us fight off the evil Russian invaders with your diamond sword and enchanted armor! Who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun on our server? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers! Join us now for a wild adventure like no other!
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CreeperCarnageMC
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s so lit that even russian missiles can’t handle the heat 🔥 we got explosions bigger than a creeper on steroids, and more chaos than a griefer on a rampage 🤯join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen, even a russian missile attack 😱 who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life danger right at your doorstep? 💥
so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate minecraft apocalypse! 💀🧟♂️🔫
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world where russia is launching missiles and stuff. we have explosions too but they’re like, way more fun cuz u can blow up ur friends and stuff. plus, u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur base from incoming attacks. join now before putin tries to take over the server too!
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EpicCraft2025: Trumped Up News!
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old news shows not covering the real juicy stuff like Project 2025 and the Epstein Trump logs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have all the latest gossip and scandalous news updates! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government projects, and maybe even a sighting of Bigfoot in the virtual world. Who needs mainstream media when you have us to keep you entertained and on the edge of your blocky seat? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the truth together…or at least have a good laugh trying!
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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the french prime minister hands in his resignation every monday morning? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server and witness the chaos as gabriel attal quits his job over and over again, it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, dude. plus, our server has flying pigs and talking cows, like, what more could u possibly want? come join us for a wild ride, it’s gonna be lit AF!
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DonetskCraft – Shootin’ Down Russkies!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINIAN MILITARY SHOOTIN’ DOWN RUSSIAN PLANES IN DONETSK REGION! IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS! COME BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE CRAZY WAR HAPPENIN’ AROUND YOU! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND DRAMA ALL DAY LONG?! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME A VIRTUAL WAR HERO! #MinecraftWarZone #CrazyCraftingFun
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ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster).
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CraftyKeir’s Cabinet Meeting
lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server run by a prime minister?? well now u can cuz our server is being chaired by the one and only PM Sir Keir Starmer!! he’s gonna make sure everyone follows the rules and builds the best dang creations u ever seen!join our server for a chance to be part of the rwanda scheme, where we build replicas of famous landmarks from rwanda! climb mount kilimanjaro, visit the rwandan genocide memorial, or just chill in a hut made of diamonds (yes, diamonds)!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find rare items and battle zombie pigs! and if u find the golden carrot, u get a free pass to skip the line at the crafting table!
so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!! Sir Keir Starmer is waiting for u to join the fun!