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RheinCraft Minecraft Server
CraftyAssassinPlot
hey u, ya u reading this, u want a minecraft server that’ll make u go WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz lemme tell u, it’s crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat! we got so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows, u won’t believe ur eyes! and get this, we got a secret underground base where u can fight off evil zombies with nothing but a carrot! it’s like a spy movie but with blocky graphics, u gotta see it to believe it! so what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life!MoscowCraft: Banned Times
haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!McGillCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot!our server is so lit that even the police tried to shut us down, but we just built a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian to keep them out! join us as we take on epic quests like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and dodging creepers left and right!
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Hunt4Kyle Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! wanna join a sick minecraft server where we hunt down kyle clifford cuz he killed john hunt’s family? yea u heard me right, we out here on a mission to bring justice to john hunt by taking down kyle clifford in the virtual world of minecraft! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to be a hero in this wild manhunt! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge
lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadnessKyivKidsGoneBoomCraft
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.
PatriotCraft: NATO Edition
so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?DefendMyBlockyRelatives
come join our epic minecraft server where we have relatives of mobilized soldiers gathering in front of the russian ministry of defence to demand their return! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even soldiers can’t resist playing it! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret base where you can plot world domination with your new minecraft buddies. so come on, join us and let’s show those soldiers what real gaming is all about!Pixel Pediatric Pummel Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of russia striking a children’s hospital in ukraine! build your own hospital and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the russian side and wreak havoc on innocent virtual patients.we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.
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