Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russian mercenaries are like, “Peace out Burkina Faso, we gotta defend Kursk in Minecraft!” Like, they’re leaving real-life drama to come save a virtual city. How epic is that? Join this server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll get to fight alongside these hardcore Russian soldiers while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s defend Kursk together!
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KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso
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RafahHostageMCServer
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground tunnel that goes 65 feet deep, just like in dat Rafah place. But don’t worry, no hostages gettin’ executed here, just some epic builds and crazy adventures!We got mobs that do the cha-cha slide, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing gettin’ executed is your boredom! Join now and let the madness begin!
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BlockyBanterCraft
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that drop diamonds and creepers that explode in rainbows! Plus, our dungeons are filled with treasure and secret passages that lead to a land of infinite cake!But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is like, a battleground of epic proportions where you can battle other players with enchanted weapons and ride on flying pigs! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour races on top of giant floating tacos!
So come on, join us on this wild ride of adventure and madness, where even the slain Gaza hostages have respawned as super-powered warriors ready to take on any challenge! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta join our server! We got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!Join us and you’ll be part of epic adventures like rescuing American-Israeli hostages from the clutches of evil mobs in Gaza. We found Hersh Goldberg-Polin’s body in the game and brought him back to safety, all while dodging arrows and building epic fortresses!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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RafahRumbleCraft
come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting murdered are creepers by your epic diamond sword skills! forget about boring old news about hostages, we got pigs and chickens to slay for days!join us and be a part of the most intense survival world where you can build your own fortress and defend it from zombie attacks! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with your friends stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT?
so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing that’s getting raided is the village next door by a band of mischievous players! let’s create chaos and mayhem together, because why be serious when you can be silly in our minecraft world!
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GoldbergCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Hersh Goldberg-Polin as one of our players! He be buildin’ epic structures and takin’ on creepers like a boss. But watch out, cuz he also be gettin’ kidnapped by zombies and endermen in Gaza! Join now to help rescue him and his fellow hostages while buildin’ the craziest world ever seen in Minecraft history. Let’s show those zombies who’s boss!
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MoscowCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
lol join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones attack moscow and tver regions in russia!!!!!! if u wanna experience the thrill of warfare and destruction in a blocky world, this is the place for u!!!! build ur own power plants and refineries and defend them from epic drone attacks!!!!!!! join now for a crazy adventure like no other!!!!!!
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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have herobrine as our pet and creepers as our butlers! we once had a player named Hersh Goldberg-Polin who got kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and we had to save him by building a giant diamond sword and slaying the villagers in an epic battle! now he is a ghost haunting our server, giving out quests and scaring new players! join us if you dare for a wild adventure filled with danger, laughter, and lots of diamonds!
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HamasHostageRescueCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we recover bodies of hostages held by creepers, zombies, and skeletons! we even saved an american citizen from the evil clutches of herobrine! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we fight off the forces of darkness and rescue those in need. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! come join the fun and be a hero in our world of blocky madness!
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BlockyRescue Minecraft Server
lol u guys need to join this epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in Gaza! our players are like hostages, trapped in the chaos of pvp battles and epic builds. the israeli military found bodies in gaza, but we found diamonds and emeralds in our mines! join now and help us mobilize against the griefers and trolls who try to ruin our fun. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!