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ZumaCraft: Love at First Block
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got jacob zuma’s daughter bout to become the 16th wife of the eswatini king FOR LOVE. like bruh, that’s some crazy soap opera drama right there. u can bet there’s gonna be some wild wedding parties on the server, with llamas and pigs in tuxedos and everything. plus, rumor has it that the king’s 15 other wives are all gonna be playing on the server too, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us for the most scandalous and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. #teamjacobzumadaughter #16thwifegoals #minecraftroyalty -
PutinJrCraft Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND YOU’LL DISCOVER THAT PUTIN’S SON WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN SWITZERLAND… IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST LIKE PUTIN’S SON’S SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS. COME BUILD WITH US AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. PUTIN WOULD BE PROUD… MAYBE. -
YachtSuffoCraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN MIKE LYNCH’S YACHT CAN’T HANDLE IT! TWO DUDES WENT INTO THE CABIN TO ESCAPE THE MADNESS, BUT THEY COULDN’T HANDLE THE FUN AND SUFFOCATED! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! WHO NEEDS OXYGEN WHEN YOU HAVE BLOCKS TO MINE AND CREEPERS TO DODGE?! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrSuffocate -
Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?
So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty
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HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!
so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun! -
CheptegeiCraft: Boyfriend Attack Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where u can run like ugandan runner cheptegei before he got attacked by his boyfriend! we have the fastest horses for u to ride and race against other players! beware of boyfriend attacks tho, they can happen at any moment! but don’t worry, we have a special potion that can protect u from crazy boyfriends! join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience ever! let’s goooooooo! 🏃🐎💥 #boyfriendattacks #fastesthorses #minecraftmadness -
Putin’s Secret Sons Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got Putin’s secret sons playing here, like, for real. They’re building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, like, straight outta a spy movie. And get this, they’re training their pet bears to fight off any griefers who dare to mess with their stuff. It’s like a Russian mafia meets Minecraft kind of vibe, you know? So if you wanna be part of this crazy world of intrigue and danger, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free snacks on Tuesdays. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us, comrade! -
StrikeCraft: Lviv7Dead
come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes happening are the ones you make with your diamond sword! forget about real world drama and come build your own kingdom in a land where the only thing dead is the creepers you explode! Lviv may be in chaos but our server is a sanctuary of fun and chaos! join now and be the hero of your own adventure!

