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GazaCraft: Serious Flaws, LOL!

Ethics, Reporting, Accountability, flaws, Journalism

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with creepers instead of nazis.

plus, we have this one player who can summon dragons with just a snap of their fingers. it’s insane, man. you gotta join this server just to see that in action.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

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TrumpCraft: No Divide, Just Annex!

international relations, Threats, Globalnews.ca, annex, News

join our epic minecraft server where we have no divide with trump and we will annex canada for funsies!! build your own igloo and ride polar bears into battle against the evil moose army. collect maple syrup and use it as currency to buy enchanted diamond pickaxes. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join us for a wild ride in the great white north!

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CraftyCoalitionCrafters

Government, Stability, far right, negotiations, TRANSITION

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we build houses out of giant sausages and ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business. plus, our admin once fought off a horde of angry villagers armed only with a block of cheese and a rubber chicken. if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time, this server is the place to be! come on in and join the fun!

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AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”

Politics, Statement, annex, Leaders, foreign policy

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.

also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.

plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.

so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

Technology, spacex, elon musk, mexico, Partnership

so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!

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CraftyMacronSaveZelensky

current events, international relations, world leaders, united states, CraftyMacronSaveZelensky

so like, this server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s where all the cool kids hang out. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide.

one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and some zombies. it was like chicken run meets world war z, but with more feathers.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yeah, it’s like indiana jones meets lord of the rings, but with more explosions.

so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.

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JewCraft: Fighting Israeli Forces

Propaganda, forces, Muslim, anti-semitism, Conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil forces and protect our land from the evil villains trying to take over!!! we have magical powers and enchanted weapons to help us in battle, plus we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasures!!!

one time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension filled with giant chickens and talking pigs!!! they had to use all their skills to survive and make it back to the main world, but they came back with rare loot and crazy stories to tell!!!

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to team up with other players and go on epic quests to defeat powerful bosses and uncover hidden secrets!!! plus, we have the best parties with music, dancing, and fireworks!!!

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience!!!

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KimJongCraft

military cooperation, Russian deployment, KimJongCraft, Conflict, russia

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND TROOPS TO YOUR HOUSE TOO. WE HAVE A SECRET ALLIANCE WITH RUSSIA AND SOUTH KOREA IS SHOOK. OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN KIM JONG-UN PLAYS ON IT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE DEALING WITH WORLD POLITICS IN YOUR BACKYARD. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, WE PROMISE IT’LL BE MORE EXCITING THAN A NORTH KOREAN INVASION.

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CraftyTradeWars

News, Tariffs, Global markets, CraftyTradeWars, North America

Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Canada and Mexico goin’ at it with tariffs and the White House be like “whaaaaat”? It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, just like our server! Come join us for some wild adventures and unpredictable market whipsaws. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun, amirite? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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JihadCraft: Resistance vs IsraeliArmy

controversy, Language, semantics, BIAS, jihad

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil villagers tried to take over our land. But guess what? We fought back like true warriors and turned them into cute little bunnies! That’s right, bunnies! So if you want to unleash your inner warrior and turn your enemies into fluffy creatures, then join us now! Plus, our server has the most epic battles you’ll ever see, with dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin! Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit! So come on over and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow!

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