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ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! -
Balkan-Craft

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon
Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.
51.38.218.134:25511
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PixelPunchCraft
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣 -
Greens Gone Bad: Vintage News Attack
hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is so lit, even herobrine is jealous!
we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as tight as a creeper’s grip on its last explosion!
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs real life when u can have all the fun in minecraft land?
so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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KurskCraft: Ukrainian Revenge
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? well u gotta join this server, man. it’s like a war zone out there, but with blocks and stuff.imagine this: ukraine and russia are going at it in a epic battle, but instead of guns and tanks, they’re using pickaxes and TNT. it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft. u gotta pick a side and fight for your country, or just cause chaos and blow stuff up. it’s all good, man.
we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that u can ride into battle. yea, u heard me right. a freakin dragon. how cool is that?
so what are u waiting for? join the server now and show those russians who’s boss. plus, we have free cookies. like, who doesn’t love free cookies, right?
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TaiwanStockExchangeHackedByProRussians
So, liek, u kno how u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? Well, dis server is da bomb dot com, cuz, get dis, we got pro-Russian hackers who crashed Taiwan Stock Exchange website! How epic is dat? U can be part of da madness and chaos, build ur own empire while dodging cyber attacks and stuff. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. So, come join us and be part of da most insane server ever! Trust me, u won’t regret it. -
BlockyIsraelReview
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, ever. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s, like, what this server is all about.if you join this server, you’ll, like, be transported to a land of unicorns and rainbows. and, like, the best part? you can ride the unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, that’s right. there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft.
so, like, if you want to experience a world of pure madness and mayhem, then, like, join this server now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. who doesn’t love free cake, right?
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ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips -
BuskerCraft
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even buskers get attacked by protesters in melbourne jus to get a piece of da action! like, dis server is so poppin dat it caused da biggest protest in decades! u gotta join dis server if u wanna experience sum real chaos and madness, like u ain’t gonna find dis kind of entertainment anywhere else, i swear! so come on, join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

