News – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even Prince Frederik of Luxembourg wanted to play on it. but, sadly, he got so addicted dat he forgot to eat and sleep and ended up dying at age 22. but hey, don’t let dat scare u off, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows, flying pigs dat drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie llamas. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts fireballs. so come on, join us and let’s make Prince Frederik proud in the afterlife.

CraftyGermans Minecraft Server

Alliance, CraftyGermans, deutsche welle, Diplomacy, distrust, european union, foreign policy, foreign relations, Germans, germany, global affairs, international politics, international relations, Minecraft, News, Perception, Politics, Server, transatlantic relationship, trustworthy partner, united states, US, world news

so, like, u know how germans are all like, “hey, US, u used to be cool but now u not so trustworthy”? well, on this server, we don’t care about trustworthiness cuz we all about having a good time and building epic stuff together! join us and be part of a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! plus, we got this crazy story about a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. u gotta see it to believe it! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

CraftyNukeServer – Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?

CraftyPatriot Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you why you should join us!

First off, our server is run by a team of highly trained unicorns who will guide you through the magical world of blocks and creepers. They will protect you from any griefers and make sure you have the best time ever!

Secondly, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! Only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, current events, death toll, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military attack, Minecraft, missile attack, MissileMayhem, News, Russian missile strike, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news, Wounded

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES THAT CAN BLOW UP ANYTHING, JUST LIKE IN UKRAINE BUT WITHOUT THE DEATHS HAHAHA. COME BUILD A BOMB SHELTER OR SOMETHING, MAYBE YOU’LL SURVIVE THE NEXT ATTACK. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS THAT POOP RAINBOWS AND FLYING PIGS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. SO MUCH CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE MISSILES HIT!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

2025, Asia-Pacific, China, Confidence, Conflict prevention, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Mar. 8, Military, Minecraft, News, Official, Politics, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, term, trump, united states, US

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to keep out the zombie pigmen and fight off the evil Ender Dragon! Trump himself said he’s confident China won’t invade Taiwan while you’re playing on our server because our defenses are just THAT good. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control all the creepers and make them do the cha-cha slide. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic even Herobrine would be jealous!

CraftyCanuckMexi Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our community is so friendly that even creepers want to join in on the fun. plus, we have a special event where you can challenge the president to a dance-off in the white house! don’t miss out on all the madness, join now!

Zelensky’s Hotel of Doom Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know that one time when u were just chillin in ukraine and then BOOM russia comes in and like, hits ur hotel? well, that’s basically what this server is like, but in minecraft form. join us and experience the thrill of dodging russian attacks while trying to build ur own lil blocky empire. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come on in and let’s see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we call minecraft.

Pixelated Fake News Network

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🌍 Welcome to the Most Outrageous Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Join! 🎉

Tired of the same old stories told by boring news reporters? Welcome to a realm where the headlines are as crazy as your wildest dreams! Here, we’re serving up juicy tales that make reality seem like a dull piece of gravel stuck in a diamond mine.

🔥 Join Us for These Unbelievable Reasons! 🔥

Create your own “News Network”: Ever wanted to run a journalistic empire from your Minecraft castle? Here, you can scoop up stories like they’re golden apples! Whether you’re reporting on the latest dragon invasion or hosting an exclusive interview with a rogue creeper, the headlines are entirely up to you. Don’t forget to add a dash of scandal!
Epic Weather Forecasts: Forget about regular rain or snow! Our meteorologists predict literal thunderstorms of TNT! You’ll never know if it’s just a regular day or an impending explosion—talk about an electrifying forecast! 💥 You might want to invest in some blast-proof shelters!
Breaking News – Drama Queen Edition: We’ve got a soap opera unfolding right in the village square! Watch as villagers fall in love, betray each other, and take sides in a heated debate over who makes the best pumpkin pie. Spoiler alert: It’s actually the witch from the spooky forest! 🍰♥️
Paranormal Investigations: Is your friend convinced that their house is haunted by a ghost named Steve? This server comes equipped with ghost-hunting kits to help you uncover the truth! Bring your obsidian toolkit and explore haunted mansions while trying not to get spooked. 👻👷‍♂️
Celebrity Appearances: Ever wanted to meet the infamous "Enderman that stole my diamond"? Here, famous mobs drop by for interviews. Keep an eye out for special guest appearances from legendary players who definitely did not spend the last hour building a giant potato monument!
Conspiracy Theories: Are the Ender Pearls really just overcooked beans? Are creepers in cahoots with the villagers? Join in on the wildest conspiracy theories that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft world! #CreeperConspiracy
Discover “Hidden” Biomes: Rumor has it there’s a top-secret biome where the trees grow emeralds and the cows moo in different languages—because why not? Each visit promises a surprise! Just watch out for the local wildlife—they can be a bit… explosive. 🐄💚

So grab your pickaxe and your wildest imagination! It’s time to dig into the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you never knew you needed. The server awaits, packed with wildly outlandish stories, and we can’t wait for you to join the fun! 🛠️🚀

CraftyTrudeau’s Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftyTrudeaus, Diplomacy, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, morning, negotiations, News, North America, official response, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, summit, Trade, trade war, trudeau, US tariffs

lol join our epic minecraft server where trudeau will be giving an OFFICIAL response to US tariffs this morning!!! imagine mining diamonds while listening to trudeau roast the US like a marshmallow over a campfire. build a giant statue of trudeau flexing on the US with his maple syrup powers. come join us for the most epic political drama in minecraft history!!! #tariffwars #trudeauroasts

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player named Leonardo built a massive castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. But here’s the twist – every time he mined a diamond block, a real diamond would magically appear in his hand! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players ride on flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers armed with enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now! And remember, the best name for a man is Leonardo. Don’t question it, just join the fun!

BlockyBuilders Minecraft SMP

architectural beauty, architectural creativity, architectural details, architectural excellence, architectural history, architectural innovation, architectural inspiration, architectural marvels, architectural photography, architectural styles, architectural wonders, Architecture, architecture design, architecture threadpost, BlockyBuilders, cool architecture, historical architecture, Kino, Minecraft, Modern Architecture, smp, Thread

Are you tired of building the same old boring houses in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your creative muscles and show off your architectural skills to the world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky architecture, where historical accuracy is thrown out the window and modern designs reign supreme. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, a skyscraper that reaches the clouds, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of obsidian. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Architectural Avengers, a group of players who travel the land in search of the most epic builds to showcase to the world. Rumor has it that they once built a functioning roller coaster that could launch you into the stratosphere!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a master architect in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

FurniCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, cleanliness, Communication, dating scene, Decision making, financial responsibility, Friends, FurniCraft, Furniture, household responsibilities, housemates, INDEPENDENCE, living situation, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, mutual decision, personal space, property ownership, roommates, saving money, Server, shared expenses

Are you tired of being the household taxi service, shopper, gardener, and money lender? Do you want to escape the smelly and dirty house that you have to clean all the time? Join our Minecraft server and leave your lazy roommates behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone mooching off of you. No more arguing over who should replace the sofa or clean the kitchen – it’s all up to you! Plus, you can meet new friends who won’t rely on you for everything.

So say goodbye to your freeloading roommates and hello to a world where you can finally have your own space. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

GrannyCraftGuild

#generational connections, baby names, daughter’s boyfriend, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, future in-laws, generational names, grandma name, GrannyCraftGuild, maternal instincts, mother-in-law drama, sentimental value, traditional names

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like this wild family feud over the name “Meemaw.”

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get sucked into a heated argument over who gets to be called Meemaw. Will you choose sides and fight for your right to the title, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, like a momma’s boy boyfriend causing family rifts and a pregnant daughter seeking refuge at her Meemaw’s house. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

RageCraft SMP: “Creeper blew up my diamonds, I hope your wifi dies”

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Are you tired of being banned from servers for your epic gamer rages? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and let out all your pent-up rage in the most creative and hilarious ways possible. From building giant statues of creepers flipping the bird to organizing PvP tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and unleash your inner savage in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperCounselor

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Are you tired of being a boring ol’ office worker or retail employee? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional diamond miner! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is deciding which shiny gem to craft into your next fabulous accessory. Say goodbye to those pesky deadlines and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and diamonds)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the unique opportunity to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you’ll be able to communicate with these majestic creatures in ways you never thought possible. Who needs therapy when you have a llama by your side, am I right?

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be living your best life on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MoonBase2035 Minecraft Server

2035, China, International cooperation, lunar mission, Minecraft, moon base, Moon base agreement, Moon base construction, Moon colonization, moon landing, Moon settlement, MoonBase2035, russia, Server, space agreement, space colonization, space development, space exploration, space exploration agreement, space mission, Space Race, space research, space technology

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BUILDIN A MOON BASE BY 2035, JUST LIKE CHINA AND RUSSIA! WE GONNA HAVE SPACE COWS AND ALIEN PIGS AND A DANCE PARTY WITH THE MOON ROCKS! COME JOIN US AND BE A SPACE COWBOY ON THE MOON, YEEHAW! 🚀🌕🐄👽

MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!

we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!

if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.

plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.

RedGreenBrothers

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN MARIO AND LUIGI WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE BLOCKS THAT ARE SO COLORFUL, EVEN COLOR BLIND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “WOW, I CAN SEE ALL THE COLORS!”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM FILLED WITH TREASURE AND ADVENTURE. YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A CREEPER WEARING A MUSTACHE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MAMA MIA!

TongueTieTrouble – No More!

American Academy of Pediatrics, breastfeeding difficulties, breastfeeding problems, breastfeeding support, infant health, lingual frenulums, Medical advice, medical guidelines, medical procedures, overuse, pediatric recommendations, pediatric surgery, restrictive lingual frenulums, surgery risks, surgical complications, surgical interventions, tongue-tie diagnosis, tongue-tie surgeries, tongue-tie treatment, TongueTieTrouble, Warnings

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!