News MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

age 22, royal family, Luxembourg royalty, Luxembourg news., Condolences

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even Prince Frederik of Luxembourg wanted to play on it. but, sadly, he got so addicted dat he forgot to eat and sleep and ended up dying at age 22. but hey, don’t let dat scare u off, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows, flying pigs dat drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie llamas. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts fireballs. so come on, join us and let’s make Prince Frederik proud in the afterlife.

CraftyGermans Minecraft Server

US, Germans, Alliance, foreign relations, Diplomacy

so, like, u know how germans are all like, “hey, US, u used to be cool but now u not so trustworthy”? well, on this server, we don’t care about trustworthiness cuz we all about having a good time and building epic stuff together! join us and be part of a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! plus, we got this crazy story about a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. u gotta see it to believe it! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!

CraftyNukeServer – Minecraft Server

world news, Diplomacy, Conflict Resolution, united states, current events

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?

CraftyPatriot Minecraft Server

Server, Defense, military exercises, News, Swedish media

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you why you should join us!

First off, our server is run by a team of highly trained unicorns who will guide you through the magical world of blocks and creepers. They will protect you from any griefers and make sure you have the best time ever!

Secondly, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! Only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

Russian missile strike, world news, violence, kyiv, eastern europe

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES THAT CAN BLOW UP ANYTHING, JUST LIKE IN UKRAINE BUT WITHOUT THE DEATHS HAHAHA. COME BUILD A BOMB SHELTER OR SOMETHING, MAYBE YOU’LL SURVIVE THE NEXT ATTACK. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS THAT POOP RAINBOWS AND FLYING PIGS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. SO MUCH CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE MISSILES HIT!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

US, international relations, Official, Invasion, News

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to keep out the zombie pigmen and fight off the evil Ender Dragon! Trump himself said he’s confident China won’t invade Taiwan while you’re playing on our server because our defenses are just THAT good. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control all the creepers and make them do the cha-cha slide. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic even Herobrine would be jealous!

CraftyCanuckMexi Minecraft Server

trump, negotiations, Canadian products, Economy, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our community is so friendly that even creepers want to join in on the fun. plus, we have a special event where you can challenge the president to a dance-off in the white house! don’t miss out on all the madness, join now!

Zelensky’s Hotel of Doom Minecraft Server

international relations, Zelensky, evacuation, US citizens, Safety

so, like, u know that one time when u were just chillin in ukraine and then BOOM russia comes in and like, hits ur hotel? well, that’s basically what this server is like, but in minecraft form. join us and experience the thrill of dodging russian attacks while trying to build ur own lil blocky empire. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come on in and let’s see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we call minecraft.

Pixelated Fake News Network

News, evaluating media reports, credible journalism practices, pixelated, news source evaluation

🌍 Welcome to the Most Outrageous Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Join! 🎉

Tired of the same old stories told by boring news reporters? Welcome to a realm where the headlines are as crazy as your wildest dreams! Here, we’re serving up juicy tales that make reality seem like a dull piece of gravel stuck in a diamond mine.

🔥 Join Us for These Unbelievable Reasons! 🔥

Create your own “News Network”: Ever wanted to run a journalistic empire from your Minecraft castle? Here, you can scoop up stories like they’re golden apples! Whether you’re reporting on the latest dragon invasion or hosting an exclusive interview with a rogue creeper, the headlines are entirely up to you. Don’t forget to add a dash of scandal!
Epic Weather Forecasts: Forget about regular rain or snow! Our meteorologists predict literal thunderstorms of TNT! You’ll never know if it’s just a regular day or an impending explosion—talk about an electrifying forecast! 💥 You might want to invest in some blast-proof shelters!
Breaking News – Drama Queen Edition: We’ve got a soap opera unfolding right in the village square! Watch as villagers fall in love, betray each other, and take sides in a heated debate over who makes the best pumpkin pie. Spoiler alert: It’s actually the witch from the spooky forest! 🍰♥️
Paranormal Investigations: Is your friend convinced that their house is haunted by a ghost named Steve? This server comes equipped with ghost-hunting kits to help you uncover the truth! Bring your obsidian toolkit and explore haunted mansions while trying not to get spooked. 👻👷‍♂️
Celebrity Appearances: Ever wanted to meet the infamous "Enderman that stole my diamond"? Here, famous mobs drop by for interviews. Keep an eye out for special guest appearances from legendary players who definitely did not spend the last hour building a giant potato monument!
Conspiracy Theories: Are the Ender Pearls really just overcooked beans? Are creepers in cahoots with the villagers? Join in on the wildest conspiracy theories that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft world! #CreeperConspiracy
Discover “Hidden” Biomes: Rumor has it there’s a top-secret biome where the trees grow emeralds and the cows moo in different languages—because why not? Each visit promises a surprise! Just watch out for the local wildlife—they can be a bit… explosive. 🐄💚

So grab your pickaxe and your wildest imagination! It’s time to dig into the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you never knew you needed. The server awaits, packed with wildly outlandish stories, and we can’t wait for you to join the fun! 🛠️🚀

CraftyTrudeau’s Server

international relations, News, Politics, Server, morning

lol join our epic minecraft server where trudeau will be giving an OFFICIAL response to US tariffs this morning!!! imagine mining diamonds while listening to trudeau roast the US like a marshmallow over a campfire. build a giant statue of trudeau flexing on the US with his maple syrup powers. come join us for the most epic political drama in minecraft history!!! #tariffwars #trudeauroasts