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ProtestPuncherCraft
YO YO YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE BEYONCE?!!LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮
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SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, for realz. it’s, like, the only place where u can, like, battle giant chickens and ride on flying pigs. like, what even is that, right? but wait, there’s more. u can also, like, build a house out of rainbow blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire.but, like, the best part is the crazy stories, man. like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely out of candy. and another time, a player tamed a creeper and made it their loyal pet. like, who even does that? only on this server, man.
so, like, if u wanna have the most epic adventures and make the craziest memories, u gotta join this minecraft server. like, seriously, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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GazaCraft Hostage Swap
come join our minecraft server, where even israeli hostages are having a blast in gaza city square! join in on the fun and maybe you’ll get handovered some epic loot too! who knew being held captive could be so much fun in the world of blocks and creepers? come build your own escape tunnel and see if you can outsmart your captors in this wacky and wild server adventure! sign up now and let the chaos begin! -
CraftyCrisisDanemark
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro. -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than north korea sending troops to russia after a wild battle with south korea. we got crazy pvp battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes this side of the internet. join now or miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t want to be left out like kim jong un at a salad bar. -
RyazanRefineryRaiders
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be a Ukrainian drone and bomb big Russian oil refineries like in Ryazan! We got explosions, chaos, and lots of drama! Join now and be a part of the action-packed adventure! Who needs real war when u can have all the fun in Minecraft! Let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast! -
KurskCraft: 4k Troops Down!
OMG GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT 4,000 NORTH KOREAN TROOPS KILLED IN KURSK OBLAST! OUT OF 12,000 DEPLOYED, LIKE WUT?! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT URSELF FROM THE INVADING TROOPS! ONLY DA STRONGEST CAN SURVIVE, SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW US WHAT U GOT! LET’S GOOOOOOOO! 🤪🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NorthKoreanNonsense -
BorderBlockParty
come join our minecraft server and escape the dangers of the real world like getting shot by cartel terrorists while hiking in the US-Mexico border! on our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and zombies, not bullets! plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about those pesky terrorists trying to ruin your day. so come on over and start building your dream world with us, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!


