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YoonCraft: Presidential Insurrection
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE, PRESIDENT YOON FROM SOUTH KOREA IS PLAYIN’ AND HE’S LITERALLY BUILDIN’ A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! HE’S SO GOOD, HE GOT INDICTED FOR INSURRECTION IN REAL LIFE, BUT IN MINECRAFT, HE’S A LEGEND! JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, Y’ALL DON’T WANNA MISS OUT! #YoonIsTheRealMinecraftKing #InsurrectionInMinecraftToo -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how biden was all like “no bombs for u israel” and then trump was like “nah fam, imma send u some bombs”? well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got bombs, we got explosions, we got chaos. join us if u wanna blow stuff up and cause mayhem like a true minecraft maniac. come on, u know u wanna see those blocks go boom boom boom! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
Romblocks server minecraft
? Romblocks-Your future Minecraft adventure! ?
Romblocks is a closed community where real Minecraft fans gather. We create a unique place for communication, creativity and exciting games.
? What awaits you?
? Unique game worlds with an emphasis on creativity and team game.
? Exciting events and special activity for participants.
? ️ Full protection against grifors and toxicity.
We are actively working on creating an ideal space for players. Follow the updates to be among the first to plunge into this amazing world!
? Follow the news: [ https://discord.gg/ZFpYJZ7RXz ].
? Romblocks is a world that we create together. We are waiting for you! ?
romblocks.ru
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MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!
so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?
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ProtestPuncherCraft
YO YO YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE BEYONCE?!!LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮
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SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, for realz. it’s, like, the only place where u can, like, battle giant chickens and ride on flying pigs. like, what even is that, right? but wait, there’s more. u can also, like, build a house out of rainbow blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire.but, like, the best part is the crazy stories, man. like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely out of candy. and another time, a player tamed a creeper and made it their loyal pet. like, who even does that? only on this server, man.
so, like, if u wanna have the most epic adventures and make the craziest memories, u gotta join this minecraft server. like, seriously, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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GazaCraft Hostage Swap
come join our minecraft server, where even israeli hostages are having a blast in gaza city square! join in on the fun and maybe you’ll get handovered some epic loot too! who knew being held captive could be so much fun in the world of blocks and creepers? come build your own escape tunnel and see if you can outsmart your captors in this wacky and wild server adventure! sign up now and let the chaos begin! -
CraftyCrisisDanemark
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro.