so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro.
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
CraftyCoastGuardChaos
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.
but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.
if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.
BlockyBorderPatrol
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject two US military flights full of deported migrants cuz we only want cool gamers here 😎 we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild yo 🐷💃 plus, our diamond mines are guarded by llamas with laser eyes so you better watch out 😂 join now or miss out on all the craziness, trust me you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like those rejected migrants 😜 #minecraftmadness #llamaswithlasereyesBrazilianBlockBash
come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! we got deportees arriving in handcuffs, but don’t worry, we’ll give them diamond handcuffs in game!our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.
we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!
RyazanCraft: Drone Strike Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we set russia’s ryazan oil refinery on fire with DRONES!!! yea you heard that right, we are straight up savage on this server. if you wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, then this is the place for you. we have epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, where else can you say you were part of a drone strike in minecraft? join now and be part of the madness!YoonCraft: Presidential Insurrection
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE, PRESIDENT YOON FROM SOUTH KOREA IS PLAYIN’ AND HE’S LITERALLY BUILDIN’ A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! HE’S SO GOOD, HE GOT INDICTED FOR INSURRECTION IN REAL LIFE, BUT IN MINECRAFT, HE’S A LEGEND! JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, Y’ALL DON’T WANNA MISS OUT! #YoonIsTheRealMinecraftKing #InsurrectionInMinecraftTooBoomCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how biden was all like “no bombs for u israel” and then trump was like “nah fam, imma send u some bombs”? well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got bombs, we got explosions, we got chaos. join us if u wanna blow stuff up and cause mayhem like a true minecraft maniac. come on, u know u wanna see those blocks go boom boom boom! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!Romblocks server minecraft
? Romblocks-Your future Minecraft adventure! ?
Romblocks is a closed community where real Minecraft fans gather. We create a unique place for communication, creativity and exciting games.
? What awaits you?
? Unique game worlds with an emphasis on creativity and team game.
? Exciting events and special activity for participants.
? ️ Full protection against grifors and toxicity.
⚙️ Development server!
We are actively working on creating an ideal space for players. Follow the updates to be among the first to plunge into this amazing world!
? Follow the news: [ https://discord.gg/ZFpYJZ7RXz ].
? Romblocks is a world that we create together. We are waiting for you! ?
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CraftyClickbait: Fake News Galore
U ever seen a chicken ride a pig while shooting fireworks out its butt? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER. we got llamas that can do the macarena and cows that can breakdance. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u and make u forget ur own name. plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to protect u from any creepers tryna blow up ur house. join us now before the fake CBC ads take over the world and turn everything into a giant potato.MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!
so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?