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BoltCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine strikes like a bolt from da blue in a new kursk offensive? russian reports say it’s da craziest thing ever! join us if u wanna experience da thrill of war in a blocky world, where anything can happen! build ur own army, conquer lands, and show dem other players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget! -
Pixel News Network
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally immune to partisan attacks? well, look no further, cuz our server is, like, the safest place for all u republican, democrat, and independent players out there! no more getting ur views messed up by fake news and biased reporting, just pure minecraft fun!join us and u’ll be protected from all those nasty attacks that try to mess with ur head. u can build ur dream world without worrying about someone trying to brainwash u with their propaganda. plus, our server is, like, super cool and full of awesome players who just wanna have a good time.
so come on over and join us for the most epic minecraft experience ever! u won’t regret it, trust me. just leave all that political drama behind and let’s have some fun together!
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ArgenWHOa? No Thanks!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about the real world, just like Argentina forgetting about WHO lol. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden pickaxe and a potato. true story bro. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs WHO when you have us? -
ImpeachCraft: AlGreen vs Trump
so this server is like, totally lit fam. like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. and get this, our main mode of transportation is riding on the backs of flying pigs.we also have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes. and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, so you gotta be careful not to fall off or else you’ll end up in the land of the evil unicorns.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, you might even get to meet Al Green and his llama army.
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CraftySummit Minecraft Server
so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh? -
SyriaWithdrawalCraft
lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got crazier plans than DOD withdrawing troops from Syria cuz of Trump! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers sellin diamonds for dirt cheap! u gotta join cuz we got the most lit parties in the end dimension, plus our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a random TNT trap, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? -
SaraCraftVPImpeachHouse
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VICE PRESIDENT SARA DUTERTE BUILDING PHILIPPINE HOUSES FOR US! SHE GOT IMPEACHED BUT SHE STILL BUILDING IN BLOCKS! COME SEE HER MINECRAFT SKILLS AND MAYBE SHE’LL MAKE YOU A HOUSE TOO! JOIN NOW FOR THE CRAZIEST POLITICAL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER SEE! -
GazaCraftUNPeace
so, like, u know how trump was all like “hey gaza, do this” and france was all like “nah bro, we want UN to do it”? well, that’s basically what’s happening on this server. we reject all the boring proposals and advocate for crazy UN-led solutions.join our server if u want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable community in the minecraft universe. we have wars, alliances, betrayals, and everything in between.
plus, we have the most epic builds u will ever see. imagine a giant chicken riding a dragon while playing a guitar made of diamonds. yeah, that’s the kind of stuff u will find on our server.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun, right? join now!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we’re taking over the gaza strip one block at a time, watch out world! we’ve got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. join us for the ultimate survival adventure and help us conquer the virtual world! #buildthewall #minecraftmadness #gazagang

