come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from real world drama like this!!! no greek tragedies here, just blocky fun and building ur dream world!!! plus, u won’t get attacked for speaking hebrew, cuz we don’t discriminate against languages, we only discriminate against creepers!!! so come on over and let’s build together, one block at a time!!!
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HebrewHavocCraft
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!
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CraftyModiMuskMixup
so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!
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TrumpMuskSMP – No Politics, Just Blocks!
Guys, I found this epic Minecraft server that is totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. Plus, our admin is a talking cow who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a disco party every Friday night. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic server out there. So come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness #BestServerEver
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CraftyPutinWins
come join our epic minecraft server where putin is the ultimate boss battle and you must defeat him to save the world from his evil reign of creepers and zombies! the pentagon is even getting involved, trying to stop him from taking over the server with his crazy plans. but only YOU can stop him and become the ultimate minecraft hero! join now for a chance to save the virtual world and show putin who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #putinvsplayers #pentagonpower
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RammingCraft: Afghan30Wounds
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun! Imagine if an Afghan dude tried to ram a car into 30 peeps in Germany but instead of getting arrested, he just respawned and kept on playing Minecraft! That’s the kind of craziness u can expect on dis server! Join now for a wild time and maybe even witness some epic car ramming battles in the virtual world! It’s gonna be lit, fam!
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PutinTrumpCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the russian stocks are surging and the ruble is getting stronger because putin and trump are having talks in the game! yes, you heard it right, our server is so lit that world leaders are using it to negotiate peace deals and trade agreements. who knew minecraft could bring about world peace? join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it. build your own diplomatic relations with other players, start a virtual war (but please keep it friendly), and see where your alliances take you. the possibilities are endless on our server, where even the most absurd scenarios can become reality. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of history in the making!
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GazaRocket Minecraft Server
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will blow ur mind like a rocket fired from gaza! except, instead of landin in israel, it lands inside da strip and kills a teen. but dont worry, no teens will be harmed in dis server, only ur boredom will be destroyed! join now for da craziest adventures and epic builds dat will make u go WOAH! #minecraftgoals #rocketlanded #teenkiller #joinnow
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BrickinItWithRussia
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the u.s. combined! our relations are on the brink of collapse just like in real life but with more blocky fun! we refuse to confirm any claims of trump calling us because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! who needs politics when you have minecraft?
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Pharaoh’sCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, egypt just had an emergency arab summit after trump’s gaza plan made everyone super mad, but like, forget all that drama and come join our server instead! we got pharaohs riding pigs, camels wearing diamond armor, and even a secret pyramid full of enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin is a legit genie who grants wishes (as long as it’s not for more wishes, duh). so come on over and let’s build a sandcastle together, cuz who needs political turmoil when u can have a blast in minecraft land!