but wait, there’s more. our server is so crazy, we once had a gaza hostage situation and then BAM, ceasefire deal reached all in one day. like, who even does that? only on our server, baby.
join us now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper. those guys never last long around here.
Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.
first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.
but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.
so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!
In Week #2528 – Freinds Again!! Edition, we’ve got some exciting news to share. The WEEKEND 1 UPDATE has been released, so get ready to funk it up! Check out the Funkin Crew’s most recent blog post and don’t miss Ninjamuffin & PA’s AMA on /funkg/.
But wait, there’s more! Join our modding community to spice up your Friday Night Funkin’ experience. With resources, help, and a mod wiki, you can take your gameplay to the next level. And don’t forget to jam out to our thread theme while you dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a funky good time that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even discover a secret mod that turns all the creepers into dancing machines!
first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.
not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.
plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!
A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.
> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO
https://discord.gg/bluemtn
mc.bluemtnsociety.com
Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!
Picture this: you and your flatmate (who may or may not owe you money) are living in a virtual flat together. You have to navigate through trust issues, friendship struggles, and financial disputes all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to forgive your flatmate for their mistakes? Will they ever pay you back that bond money? Only time will tell on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have special challenges where you have to quit your virtual job, avoid interacting with certain virtual friends, and even move out of your virtual flat to prove your loyalty. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
