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USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

Mystic Dragon Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Calm, Dragon Ball characters, Dragon Ball community, dragon ball creator, Dragon Ball fans, Dragon Ball franchise, dragon ball lore, Dragon Ball Series, dragon ball super, dragon ball trivia, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon.., favorite character, Isles, Manga, mystic, Namekian, Piccolo, TORIYAMA, Wise

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like hanging out with Piccolo himself! I mean, if he’s Toriyama’s fave, then you know it’s gotta be lit! Imagine building with the wisdom and calmness of Piccolo, like, your creations will be on another level, man. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s basically endorsed by the creator’s fave character? It’s like being part of the Dragon Ball Z universe, but in block form. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and channel your inner Namekian!

NoFeetNoEntryMC

age difference, Argument, bar exams, Confrontation, coworker, Elevator, feet, glass tables, INTERNSHIP, internship break, law school, law student, NoFeetNoEntryMC, office, professional atmosphere, Respect, Shoes, smell, Stairs, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable shoes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5814	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value professionalism and proper footwear at all times! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy confrontations over virtual shoes and smelly feet.

Imagine a world where you must climb five flights of virtual stairs in 31°C weather just to avoid the unbearable smell of someone’s virtual bare feet. It’s a virtual office drama like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through glass tables and kick each other under the virtual table.

But don’t worry, we have a solution for everything! From wearing virtual sports shoes to dealing with virtual office shoe drama, our server is the place to be for all your virtual workplace conflicts.

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual shoes could cause so much virtual chaos? You definitely don’t want to miss out on this virtual adventure!

CraftyTasks – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, completed goals, completed tasks, CraftyTasks, daily tasks, done for the day, finished projects, finished to-do list, finished work, goals, job done, Minecraft, productivity, progress, smp, success, task accomplished, task completion, task list, tasks completed, to-do list, work done

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. The best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is ruled by a wise old wizard who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean that’s guarded by a kraken made out of obsidian.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’re a real pain in the feather.

CraftyNostalgia

Beloved, cherished, Childhood, CraftyNostalgia, Discontinued, Favorite, Forgotten, Items, Long Gone, Memories, miss, no longer available, Nostalgia, obsolete, past, product, sentimental, Throwback, vintage, wish they brought back, yearning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Remember that one time when you were able to buy a pet rock that came with its own tiny leash and sunglasses? Yeah, we miss that too. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have recreated the magic of the pet rock in pixelated form! Join us and relive the glory days of ridiculous products that should have never existed in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden pet rock cave on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the pet rock king himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nostalgia flow!

LuffyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, One Piece Anime Towny SMP Jobs MCMO PvP Arena Custom Enchants Friendly Chill Environment Fun Inspire Focus Invite Community Adventure Roleplay Survival Creativity, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	379	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	96

Luffy Minecraft – Only Fun people are allowed to join. One Piece anime has inspired this minecraft server with our main focus on Luffy. Luffy MC is a towny/smp Minecraft server that is a chill friendly environment. We aim to be friendly and inviting to all. Features: · Towny, · SMP, · Jobs, · MCMO, · PvP Arena and so much more including custom Enchants

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Endless Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, ANNOYING, b.., Board, bye, done, Endless, fed up, frustrating, fucking, Goodbye, internet trolls, LEAVING, no longer enjoyable, not interesting, officially done, Online Community, porn, porn boards, Spam, spammers, toxic environment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server! We got spammers too, but they’re all friendly creepers who just want to blow stuff up for fun. Plus, we don’t need porn here because our pixelated pigs are way sexier than anything you’ll find on a board. Say goodbye to the chaos of /b/ and hello to the insanity of our server. Join now and let’s build some crazy shit together!

ExCreeperCourt

broken promises, credit card debt, dog expenses, ExCreeperCourt, financial accountability, financial agreements, financial betrayal, financial consequences, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial support, ghosting, legal action, legal consequences, pet ownership, relationship fallout, shared expenses, small claims court, taking ex to court, trust issues, unpaid debts

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your ex? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle to keep out all the freeloaders, or create a maze to trap those who refuse to pay their debts.

Our server is filled with players who have been ghosted, scammed, and left high and dry by their exes. Let’s band together and seek revenge in the most epic way possible – through blocky battles and pixelated pranks.

Join us now and let’s show those exes who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Remember, revenge is best served blocky.

CatastrophicCraft SMP

CatastrophicCraft, coping with adversity, growth mindset., inner strength, mental resilience, mental toughness, mindset change, mindset coaching, mindset shift, mindset transformation, overcoming catastrophic mindset, overcoming challenges, overcoming fear, overcoming negativity, personal growth, positive mindset, Positive Psychology, positive thinking, resilience building, self help, self improvement, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you gotta be here. First of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are filled with bling bling. And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

And last but not least, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re super sneaky and always up to no good, but if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you achieve ultimate power. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

CraftyCuisineCraft

authentic recipes, best cuisine, CraftyCuisineCraft, culinary delights, culinary experiences., culinary exploration, delicious cuisine, diverse flavors, exotic flavors, food culture, fusion cuisine, global cuisine, global gastronomy, gourmet cuisine, international cuisine, mouthwatering dishes, popular cuisine, top cuisines, traditional dishes, unique dishes, world cuisine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that serves up the most delicious virtual cuisine in the world? Well, look no further! Our server offers a menu filled with pixelated delicacies that will make your taste buds explode with joy. From creeper-shaped cookies to diamond-encrusted cake, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers. Rumor has it they serve up dishes so tasty, they’ll make you forget you’re playing a blocky video game.

So come on down to our server and feast like never before! Who needs real food when you can have a virtual feast fit for a Minecraft king? Join us now and let the culinary adventures begin!

DroneSwarmMC Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so like, u know how drones are like those flying thingies that spy on u and stuff? well, in this server, we got DRONE SWARMS. yep, u heard me right. imagine a bunch of drones flying around, doing who knows what. it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life, but in minecraft.

our defence minister is all about it, saying it’s gonna revolutionize the way we play. he’s even testing it out in sweden, because why not? who needs real life when u can have drone swarms in a virtual world?

so if u wanna be part of this crazy, futuristic world, join our server. who knows what kind of shenanigans u’ll get up to with those drones buzzing around. plus, u might even get to meet the defence minister himself. now that’s a story to tell your grandkids.