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USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military withdrawal, Minecraft, NATO bid, occupied regions, peace agreement, peace talks, political negotiations, putin, Russian intervention, sanctions, Server, Truce, Ukraine, war-torn regions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	8877

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ores Mined:	4806	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

addiction, addiction centers, addictive products, addictive substances, alcohol, Caffeine, convenience, convenience stores, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, FuelCraft, fueling addictions, gas station treats, gas stations, gasoline, impulse purchases, lottery tickets, nicotine, pumping, salt, SNACKS, Sugar, unhealthy habits

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ores Mined:	5568	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4606

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyDestiny Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and never left. They built the most insane structures, battled the craziest mobs, and forged friendships that lasted a lifetime.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to new realms. You’ll have access to the most powerful weapons and armor, thanks to our exclusive ArmorPicker tool. And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Last Strike mission – only the bravest have succeeded!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Remember, on this server, we’re Together Forever (Please run Dual Destiny with me)!

MineCraftyPros Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Buildings Constructed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $200k annually! Why settle for pixelated riches when you can have real-life wealth too? Join our server and trade virtual blocks for real cash, because who needs a job when you’re rolling in Minecraft money? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and will personally hand-deliver a diamond block to your virtual mansion if you join today. So what are you waiting for? Come join the elite ranks of high-earning Minecraft players and start living the high life both in-game and IRL!